Wednesday's Riddle

[celerystalker]

That was actually the cover of a menu they put under my door!! People tried to tell me it was a tequila worm, but.......

DO they serve a pu pu platter there?

 

[piney]

DO they serve a pu pu platter there?

 

[jw50]

I guess Laura gave up on the hooty.

 

[firstmickey]

well, you weren't any help!

 

[jw50]

 

[Lars624]

I guess Laura gave up on the hooty.

yep........I gave up...........we're hooty-less today

 

[firstmickey]

yep........I gave up...........we're hooty-less today

No giving up, Larsy! Hooty today!


Good Morning Riddlers!

 

[Lars624]

No giving up, Larsy! Hooty today!

maybe....but wouldn't it be really sad if I couldn't hooty in 2 days

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

maybe....but wouldn't it be really sad if I couldn't hooty in 2 days

That won't happen. After this post, we're just down 51. Maybe it's the meds talking but I'm going to take everyone into my inner sanctum.

How do I step up on certain days and guarantee a hooty and then deliver?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I present the incomplete idiots guide to getting a riddle hooty in non-sequential order:

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

First I almost always pick a topic that involves animals. Everyone loves animals. Especially people on the fringe or from the Philly area or usually both.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

OK, I'm going with an animal, check. But why monday for example, the tree sloth? Well, everyone knows that sex sells and have you seen the pics? The tree sloth oozes sexuality.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

OK, so how about a topic for today? Well there are football games this weekend so you could always talk about those. But like I said sex sells and best case the one QB who's name rhymes with Hossenfurger just oozes inbreeding.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I call that last post a 2 for 1. I use them all the time. It turns out that lots of regulars on the riddle thread have absolutely no self control. They have to respond to certain things. So one post effort-wise results in two at least on the counter at the end of the day.

So with two people on a thread if you know how to push the other person's buttons, you can hooty with half the effort.

 

[Cantw8]

did someone say there's animals today

 

[Cantw8]

I have a riddle for today

What's Black and Yellow, afraid of green, stinks up the field and is never going to make it to the Super Bowl Class?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I just googled world's sexiest animal and this came up:

The males routinely fight over females, not with tusks, but by turning around and blasting each other with jets of excrement. In the end the loser runs away covered in **** while the winner sets up to attract a prime female. He starts by taking a huge dump on the ground and sprinkling copious amounts of urine all around the staging area. The male hippo then stands over the dung pile and spins his tail like a propeller to waft the fragrant scent through the air. Apparently female hippos find this aroma irresistible, so it is only a matter of time before one or more comes running and ready for action.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

What's Black and Yellow, afraid of green, stinks up the field and is never going to make it to the Super Bowl Class?

The fungus on McNabbs toe?

Gotta love the fans in Philly. Is he in the swell guy catagory again or is he still a betrayer/anti-christ for thinking of going elsewhere?

 

[Cantw8]

worked on me

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

This seems as good of a time and place as any for my predictions:

Pitt will beat Balt