Wedding Readings

[IHeartTink04]

I still can't find a wedding reading! I was looking for something humorous and sweet, does anyone have any ideas?

I have been looking online and not having very good luck!

Thanks so much!

 

[thatdisneygirl]

these are sort of random, but here are a couple:

US TWO FROM NOW WE ARE SIX
By A.A.Milne

Wherever I am, there’s always Pooh
There’s always Pooh and Me
Whatever I do, he wants to do
“Where are you going today?” says Pooh ….
“Well that’s very odd ‘cos I was too.
Let’s go together” says Pooh, says he
“Let’s go together” says Pooh.

“What’s twice eleven?” I said to Pooh
“Twice what?” said Pooh to me
“I think it ought to be twenty two”
“Just what I think myself” said Pooh
“It wasn’t an easy sum to do
But that’s what it is” said Pooh, said he
“That’s what it is” said Pooh.

“Let’s look for dragons” I said to Pooh
“Yes, let’s” said Pooh to me
We crossed the river and found a few …
“Yes, those are dragons all right” said Pooh
“As soon as I saw their beaks I knew
That’s what they are” said Pooh, said he
“That’s what they are” said Pooh.

Let’s frighten the dragons” I said to Pooh
“That’s right” said Pooh to me
I’m not afraid”, I said to Pooh
And I held his paw and I shouted “Shoo!
Silly old dragons” … and off they flew
“I wasn’t afraid” said Pooh, said he
“I’m never afraid with you”.

So wherever I am, there’s always Pooh
There’s always Pooh and me
“What would I do” I said to Pooh
“If it wasn’t for you” and Pooh said …. “True
It isn’t much fun for One but Two
Can stick together” says Pooh, says he
“That’s how it is” says Pooh



YES, I’LL MARRY YOU, MY DEAR

Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear, and here’s reason why
So I can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry
And if we hear a knocking and it’s creepy and it’s late
I’ll hand you the torch you see and you investigate.

Yes, I’ll marry you my dear, you may not apprehend it
But when the tumble-drier goes it’s you that has to mend it
You have to face the neighbour, should our labrador attack him
And if a drunkard fondles me, it’s you that has to whack him.

Yes I’ll marry you my dear, you’re virile and you’re lean
My house is like a pigsty, you can help to keep it clean
That little sexy dinner which you served by candlelight
As I just do chipolatas, you can cook it every night!

It’s you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track
And when I’ve got the PMT it’s you who gets the flak
I do see great advantages, but none of them for you
And so before you see the light, I do I do I do.

 

[MainStMandy]

Lol I thought this was cute

Pastor: Will you answer me right now
These questions, as your wedding vow?

Groom: Yes, I will answer right now
Your questions as my wedding vow.

Pastor: Will you take her as your wife?
Will you love her all your life?

Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife,
Yes, I'll love her all my life.

Pastor: Will you have, and also hold
Just as you have at this time told?

Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold,
Just as I have at this time told,
Yes, I will love her all my life
As I now take her as my wife.

Pastor: Will you love through good and bad?
Whether you're happy or sad?

Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad,
Whether we're happy or sad,
Yes, I will have and I will hold
Just as I have already told,
Yes, I will love her all my life,
Yes, I will take her as my wife!

Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich?
Or if you're poor, and in a ditch?

Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich,
And I will love her in a ditch,
I'll love her through good times and bad,
Whether we are happy or sad,
Yes, I will have, and I will hold
(I could have sworn this has been told!)
I promise to love all my life
This woman, as my lawful wife!

Pastor: Will you love her when you're fit,
And also when you're feeling sick?

Groom: Yes, I'll love her when we're fit,
And when we're hurt, and when we're sick,
And I will love her when we're rich
And I will love her in a ditch
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold
Ten years from now a thousandfold,
Yes, I will love for my whole life
This lovely woman as my wife!

Pastor: Will you love with all your heart?
Will you love till death you part?

Groom: Yes, I'll love with all my heart
From now until death do us part,
And I will love her when we're rich,
And when we're broke and in a ditch,
And when we're fit, and when we're sick,
(Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?)
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold,
And if I might now be so bold,
I'll love her my entire life,
Yes, I WILL take her as my wife!

Pastor: Then if you'll take her as your wife,
And if you'll love her all your life,
And if you'll have, and if you'll hold,
From now until the stars grow cold,
And if you'll love through good and bad,
And whether you're happy or sad,
And love in sickness, and in health,
And when you're poor, and when in wealth,
And if you'll love with all your heart,
From now until death do you part,
Yes, if you'll love her through and through,
Please answer with these words:

Pastor and Groom: I DO!

Pastor: You're married now! So kiss the bride,
But please, do keep it dignified.

 

[hiwaygal]

Well, if you want to get overwhelmed with options this is one way to do it!

A couple of threads we've had here:

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=23035104#post23035104&highlight=readings

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=16292011#post16292011&highlight=ceremony+readings


And some other stuff I've found online:

http://www.todays-weddings.com/planning/readings.html

http://www.myweddingvows.com/

http://weddings.about.com/od/weddin...Readings_Religious_Secular_Classic_Unique.htm


Good luck!!