WDW Water!!!

[MickeyBabe]

Originally posted by DisneyJen
MBabe ... one word of advice on the cuffing and collaring of OT.... LEATHER!

Oh... I.... Don't want to be the one to do it!!!!!

Just as long as one of you can keep him inder control.... (Chains Hmmmm..... well maybe I outta rethink this..........

 

[MickeyBabe]

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Can I bring my Duct Tape too???? .....
(Yes guys I hide that under my shirt too )

 

[ozzel]

This is Great - I can just sit back with a Dole Whip and popcorn and watch the Fun!

Personally, I think OT is enjoying all the attention. I'm surpriesed the other guys aren't lined up for thier turn!!

-Kim

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Well don't just sit there with your popcorn, Kimberoni....grab a roll of duct tape, there's still a limb or two that hasn't been bound yet. Can't let them have all the fun....

 

[Higgs22]

You know...duct tape hurts when you peel it off...I think I'll sit this one out

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Speaking from experience Higgs?

Umm....come to think of it...doesn't anyone have any velcro?

 

[Higgs22]

No comment OT

 

[MickeyBabe]

GOT WATER????

 

[ksdave]

#1: No way would I want the duct tape. That would be murder coming off, for me (I think all the hair from my head is slowly migrating south).
#2: I prefer being punished with feathers (just a wimp, I guess ).
#3: Chains rust. Silk is forever.

Nuff said.

 

[DisneyJen]

Just making sure that the evil Tigger did not succeed in using the tape/chains/feathers/silk/leather trick and catch us asleep at the wheel.

Still waiting to hear from our crack (or is that cracked) security group on the investigation of MBabe and her Tigger obssession.

I think I am going to pop open a bottle of WS Lagoon while I wait for ther reports to come in.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

OMG, we could have a public relations nightmare on our hands! Jen.......MickeyBabe, aka Babi, aka Whiparita Wench has been cleared of any connections to the WDWWPS and "her" Tigger has tentaviely been labelled "friendly" by the security team. Don't you read your inter-office memos???!?? If it gets out that our executive team isn't communicating with each other we'll be the laughing stock of all the non-profit organizations in the country!!

You better get to work putting a positive spin on this snafu. I mean this is as bad as a world-class university LOSING all their students' grades!!!

 

[ksdave]

OT said:

we'll be the laughing stock of all the non-profit organizations in the country!!

Non-profit?? NON-PROFIT??? I thought we were going to make a fortune selling the stuff I have been having my staff smuggle out underground from SSL for the last month?

OK, boys, shut down the pumps. OT has spoken.

[Man, over 50,000 gallons in stock and no where to sell it].

 

[MickeyBabe]

[Man, over 50,000 gallons in stock and no where to sell it]. [/B]

No problemo Dave....Party!!!!

Babs

 

[skiptomypooh]

Originally posted by ksdave
Non-profit?? NON-PROFIT??? I thought we were going to make a fortune selling the stuff .

No Problem! A Non-profit can sell plenty (keep the pumps rolling), just has to break even at the end.

I would say the boss needs to start handing out more raises and bonuses, or hire some highly-paid new staff members ...

Put the Dole Whips on your expense account!

Humbly,
Member-Candidate Skip

 

[MickeyBabe]

Originally posted by wdwoldtimer
......MickeyBabe, aka Babi, aka Whiparita Wench has been cleared of any connections to the WDWWPS....

OT.... I am deeply saddened that you ever doubted my loyalty Tiggers are people too.....

(MBabe hangs her head..... turns.... and slowly walks away....)

 

[DisneyJen]

Hey we didn't LOSE the grades we just gave out WRONG grades

And we did we become a non-proft Sheesh, I dunno. We're going to have rethink all of our marketing strategies. Next thing you know OT will be telling us there is no money for advertising.

MBabe glad you were cleared of any wrong-doing I just hope the Human Relations Commission doesn't file discrimination charges.

Quick, someone get MBabe and her Tigger some vintage 1971 SSL.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Do I sense some sort of surprise that we are a non-profit organization?!?!? How do you think we get all those tax breaks and big fat salaries?? Even a non-profit organization has to cover operating costs....like the company cars, the WDWWDS jet, the jacuzzis in our offices, our 70,00 sq ft R&D facility, the apartment in Cindy's castle etc etc etc. Relax, non-profit is only a state of mind.

I don't think there's any sign of the "good" Tigger. I think poachers caught him, skinned him and sold the hide to the president of PETA on his dairy farm.

 

[ksdave]

OT, my apologies. Heard the phrase "non-profit" and forgot that we could still be "salaried". The pumps will be turned back on immediately.

By the way, our 50,000 gallon stockpile of SSL seems to be a little light tonight. Has anyone noticed MBabe taking alot of trips to the little girls room?

Our latest project is to tap into the waters in the last scene of the Maelstrom (you know, the North Sea scene?). Seems that this water has a real kick to it. We'll probably be able to outsell Jack Daniels pretty quick if this is true. Current production rates from these pumps is estimated to be 500 gallons/day. Hope you Marketing folks can sell that much.

 

[DisneyJen]

Great news on the Maelstrom. We are storyboarding a new marketing campaign for the hard water market. We are targeting that 21-35 market.

If you make it they will buy it!

 

[mrsapalm]

Hello folks - can I put in a request for some spare water? It seems I (and other Gulf Coasters) have a large hurricane possibly headed straight towards me specifically, and those wacky weathercasters always suggest we have spare water. So naturally, the first place that came to mind was the WDWWDS! Any donations would help us out tremendously!
Thanks in advance,
-MrsAPalm