WDW Water!!!

[IASW Rider]

RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!!!!

MISS JASMINE - CALL YOUR 71 SECURITY TEAMS INTO ACTION!

THE ENEMY HAS BEEN REVEALED!

 

[Higgs22]

I see it IASW....due to this recent message from the enemy, the top-secret lab will under high-security lockdown....Jas, how long until you think you can get a handle on this????

 

[IASW Rider]

Perhaps we can issue a statement to all WDWWDS members:

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER OF ANY WDW ATTRACTION, RESORT HOTEL, SWIMMING POOL, OR WATERWAY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! ALL DRINKING MUST BE SUSPENDED UNTIL WE RECEIVE FURTHER NOTICE FROM OUR RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT AND SECURITY COUNSELS!!!!

 

[ozzel]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encryption mode

Jas - I am very close to developing a counter-agent to the WDWWPS toxin. I have also secured a disguise to get me close to their operation. I suspect they have cleared out of the Fantasyland theater by now, but I have some leads as to their present location. I fear even our Secure Communications Channel has been hacked - I will report in later.

-Dynamo

Exiting high encryption mode...

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[amandadaddy]

DEATH TO THE WDWWPS!!!! The foolish vanity of these half-wits will be their undoing. I believe Ozzel was able to trace Tigger-spy's post on our water thread and has a fix on their entire organization!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DEATH TO THE AGUA HUGGERS!!!!!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

We are under some sort of attack. I need all of those involved in the crisis management plan to assemble quickly. I understand the lab is under lockdown. We also need to place to executive offices under lockdown. I am personally going to cover protection of our fearless leader.

Kim is doing an outstanding job and seems to be hot on the trail of one Tigger_Spy. We will be tracing any information we can gather by the post. Everyone needs to be on high alert.

At this time, the water is off limits (although isn't that what the water-hugging WDWWPS wants us to do??!!??) until we issues each member its own portable water testing kit. However, we were behind in production and this may take some time. Of course executive staff will be the first to receive these kits.

 

[cherylp3]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

I was checking out using the Disney Institute ( for a R & D area and drank some of the water )
WARNING do not drink this water
it seems as if someone has been pouring beer in this water *hic* *hic*
and since I don't drink it got be bery drunk *hic* *hic*

Medical team - I need tylenol!!

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[amandadaddy]

Does this remind anyone else of a particular scene from Monty Python's " the Meaning of Life"? You know, the elderly corporate raiders playing broadside with the fancy skyscraper yuppie types....."pardon the interruption from the opening movie"....back to counter intelligence. DEATH TO THE WDWWPS!!!!!!

 

[ozzel]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

While I was waiting for some test results, I fixed the security breaches to the S.C.C. - so please be sure to use version 2.0.2 for all future communiques. My testing of the WDWWPS toxin has revealed a biological agent - I am developing a sort of 'vaccine' that we can put in all non-contaminated water to maintain it's drinkability. It's ineffective in already contaiminated water - so that's my next move - to develop the counter-agent.

I'm asking all WDWWDS members to spread this vaccine to as many waters as possible - be sure to use Higgs' water testing kit first. I have already vaccinated all Land waters. Repeat - all Land waters are cleared for safe drinking!!

I have also begun my search for the new WDWWPS headquarters - my sources say Fantasyland theater is indeed cleared out. I do not wish to reveal my tactics in case they hack this new S.C.C.

Please spread the vaccine quickly, before they contaiminate all the waters!

-dynamo

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[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

::::sitting in our chalk circle oblivious to what is going on around me:::::

WELCOME to Luv2dream!!! As head of Customer Relations we weclome you and offer you your Official WDWWDS package! Included you will find a mug, extendastraw (for Fantasmic) a T-shirt and map to find the best water there is to find in the parks!
If you have any questions, just feel free to ask! ENJOY your stay here at The Walt Disney Resort!

::::::hhhmmm.....wonder where everyone is???? That Tigger looks funny. Wonder what is up with him? <looks around the park some more> Is THAT KimPossible??!!! OMG!!! I can't belive it's really her!! Wonder what she's up to?? <grabs another bottle of WSH2O> Hope everyone gets here soon....::::::::::

 

[Tigger_spy]

This is amusing to me. Do you really think the WDWWPS would only have one costume? No, we don't. So, maybe I'm Tigger, and then again, maybe I'm not!

What really makes the WDWWPS smile is the fact that your precious leader has been absent from this board. Without him, the WDWWDS is without its heart and soul.

You better watch your precious chalk circle, we are planning to wipe it off the face of the earth!! And as for your "spy" Kim, HA! We have been following her movements for days. Here's a hint-it's easy to tail you when you are constantly humming a theme song.

Remember, we are everywhere!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Higgs22]

OK--what are we going to do about this?

The lab is secure...but I have some concerns about security...we need to keep our members safe OT...what do you think???

 

[wdwoldtimer]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

Attention WDWWDS members, we are currently under attack. Those water weenies at the WDWWPS appear to have infiltrated WDWWDS Headquarters! I am in an undisclosed location at the moment for security reasons. I am safe and in constant contact with my cabinet members. Jas is dispatching security staff to each of the WDWWDS execs. (She's personally protecting me, Jen, because she likes me more than you...ha!)

Higgs, you need to hand off your R&D duties to Dave temporarily. We need Agent 71 to help Dynamo. The two of you round up any super hero friends you may have as well. It may be time to reveal our secret weapon, Super Possum!! You know whose alter ego that is.

We will hunt them down!!! We will root them out of their caves deep in the 100 acre wood. We will prevail!



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[Higgs22]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171



Yes Fearless Leader...I will hook up with Dynamo and drive out the WDWWPS!!!
I know Dave can handle the labs while I am away...besides, we really don't have anything major going on right now...and the cast members keep opening up Timekeeper...forcing us to hide the lab equipment!

Hey, has our land acquisition team found a new lab location yet??? All this mjoving is making my back sore...
I will wait here for Dynamo...and whoever else joins us!!!!
Captain 71


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[ozzel]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

Captain 71 - part 1 of my plan has worked - a WDWWPS spy has been tailing me for days, I've lured him along with my hypnotic theme song. I just need you to nab him - you can't miss him - he looks 'happy', if you know what I mean.

I have spread the vaccine to Living Seas and the water foutains by Imagination so the west side of Future World is safe for drinking. I am getting close to their headquarters - hense the threats to this board. I'm beginning Operation Tsunami now.

-Dynamo

Begin radio silence...

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[DisneyJen]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171



I held a press conference and briefing at 7:17:171 this morning to assure the puiblic that the WDWWDS is intact and the contrary to reports on CBS and NBC that key executives are not dumping their stock while other WDWWDS folks cannot. Of course ABC hasn't reported this story since Walt Disney Corp. owns it

Fearless leader you certainly need Jas' protection more than me ... your a man after all But she does love me equally, just differently, lol.

Dynamo and Captain 71 don't forget to pick up Mlcar on your way to extract 'Chele from the chalk circle. I have my Ray-Bans on so don't foget to wear your 71 GPS system.

I am in the secure location with the shadow executive team (which is pretty incredible when you consider it is raining/sleeting here)

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[Miss Jasmine]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

I am here with our fearless and most benevolant leader at our undisclosed location. I am also in close contact with our shadow government, most importantly with DisneyJen. (I would like to state that my protecting our fearless leader is out of concern for the WDWWDS and does not reflect my love for both him and DisneyJen, who I love equally but differently. Hey can you guys pass me a slice of pie. lol).

I see that Dynamo has someone who looks quite "happy" on her trail. Good job. Captain 71, you soon will be receiving additional orders. At this time please assist Dynamo in vaccinating all water sites.

I need volunteers for additional security details.

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[Higgs22]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

OK...I am pleased to report that the Fantasmic water has been vaccinated...it is now safe!
Also, we will be going over to IASW and Splash Mountain later today...want to bring those waters back on-line and also we have hard information that our “Happy” friend is at MK...hopefully we’ll get the spy today!!!

That’s it from here...I will check this channel for further orders...
Captain 71 over and out


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[cherylp3]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel
version 2.0.2

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

*Hic* *Hic* I do have a great location for R&D *Hic* *Hic*

Its in Epcot and isn't being used .. hold on Dale wants me to take a picture with him.

bzz bzz ( Dead Air)

Communication Ended abruptly
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[Dale_Kidnapper]

This is Dale reporting into Tigger...

Chip and I have captured Cherylp3 the WDWWDS Land Manager as instructed.

We need to go to the Garden Grill for our Dinner Shift
meet us at our Epcot meeting spot.

Dale
WDWWPS lackey