WDW Water!!!

[wdwoldtimer]

Of course I knew you could pull off the CM gig, Madonna, but I didn't want to put an "artiste" such as yourself, in harms way. We can't risk you getting incapacitated when you are in charge of all the entertainment and activities at our first annual WDWWDS Convention!! Kim Impossible our red-headed dynamo lives for this kind of super-hero assignment.
So, I'm intrigued by this Evita Peron and Norma Jean experience you have.....can we expect to see something like this in France? When will I see your proposals for the big event?

Have a great vacation Chele! (I didn't know we had vacations in the WDWWDS?? Do I even have an HR person??) How about posting a phone number here so we can forward all membership inquiries?

Cheryl, you're no longer just "someone who enjoys reading this thread". You're in. You mentioned the kitchens....does this mean you can cook? We need a chef to not only publish seasonal guides for good entrees that go with the various waters, we need someone to prepare culinary masterpieces for our weekly staff meetings and of course for the big event in France. What do you say?

Make sure everyone listens to what Higgs' said!! Don't let out the top secret password of 7171 to anyone!! Repeat..don't let out the top secret password of 7171 to anyone!! Get that?? 7171 is top secret!!!


(response to discussions on the trivia thread)
Huh? Who said anything about a mutiny? Am I not beloved by my entire WDWWDS staff? Judging by the number of raises and bonuses that have been given out, it's undeniable. Ahh....who says you can't buy respect?!? Who needs a raise for praise? Anyone??

I was trying to stir up vicious in-fighting between VPs. I dunno, I assumed that was a good thing since I've seen it everywhere I've worked!! Backstabbing, bickering over perks, office size, parking spot proximity to the door etc. Are you telling me this isn't good business practice?
A-Dad...talking about big American SUVs, I just saw the new Cadillac SUV this AM....now if that ain't one big hunk of good 'ol American excess, I don't know what is!! That thing is HUGE! What's it get, 8MPG, highway? You gotta love a car like that - it can probably tow a house through 3 feet of mud up a 50 degree incline, all while seating 6 adults comfortably....yet I bet it will only ever drive the one guy the 2.3 miles to/from work 5 days a week and sit in a heated garage the rest of the time. You know what....... new company car! Everyone gets the Caddy SUV!

 

[ozzel]

Don't worry OT - I wouldn't let anything bad happen to Madonna (not that she can't take care of herself, but it's always good to have someone watch your back )

So, I was wondering since I seem to be the resident (and I quote) "dynamo", if I could take the title of "WDWWDS Office of International Security" ? Just a thought - unless you have a security department - then maybe espionage?

Well good citizens, I'm off to our favorite place - save a spot in the chalk circle for me! I've filed the appropriate paperwork with HR.

See ya'll on Monday!!

-Kim

PS - OT, it's Kim Possible, not Impossible - that's just too many "im's"

 

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

Oh Great Water God...er, I mean OT, my wonderful, brilliant, handsome, distinguished leader.....

(Is that enough kissing to get a raise? I don't think I ever got a raise? I am going shopping...I could use a raise!)

Well....I had a few minutes to post....I just read your post OT......

<<<<A-Dad...talking about big American SUVs, I just saw the new Cadillac SUV this AM....now if that ain't one big hunk of good 'ol American excess, I don't know what is!! That thing is HUGE! What's it get, 8MPG, highway? You gotta love a car like that - it can probably tow a house through 3 feet of mud up a 50 degree incline, all while seating 6 adults comfortably....yet I bet it will only ever drive the one guy the 2.3 miles to/from work 5 days a week and sit in a heated garage the rest of the time. You know what....... new company car! Everyone gets the Caddy SUV!>>>>>>>>

and I was ROFL!!!! My DH, Steve, drives a Chevy Avalanche. I believe it is the sister SUV to what you saw today?? It changes from an SUV to a truck? Well, he drives it....NO JOKE...one mile to work each day and it sits in the parking lot all the time! We have had it a year now and it has all of 3700 miles on it! That just struck me as hysterical! We are taking it tomorrow for our weekend....only because we never take it anywhere! LOL Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[cherylp3]

Sorry I can't cook =( I mentioned the Kitchens because they were unused space.

Hey I can be the real estate locator
( I would look for unused wdw real estate that we can use in our reseach etc.. )


Cheryl

 

[wdwoldtimer]

20% raise for Chele, plus a $10k cash bonus immediately, to be used on a basket shopping spree. Are you a distant relative to the Easter Bunny with all those baskets??

psst....cheryl....just so you know, my idea of haute cuisine is a large order of fries with a Filet 0' Fish. And you haven't seen my staff wolf down a can of Pringles during meetings like it was some delicate French pastry, have you? We're not picky! Are you sure you don't want Director of Culinary Services? If not, I guess we could use a Manager of Land Development.

Kim Possible...(sorry about the extra "im"), both domestic and international security are already in the very capable hands of MissJasmine. (Besides, I've known her since the third grade so who else could I trust with protecting my very precious life?) But, with all the recent "attacks" on high ranking WDWWDS officials, I have a very special position for you. Excuse me while I bring up a secure channel....

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode: > 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encryption mode.


ok, Kim.....I want to keep this top secret. It appears we may need to go on the offensive from time to time or launch retaliatory strikes against opposition groups and various other forces of darkness (EPA, WDWWPS etc). So I have decided to add a special branch of the Security dept called Special Operations. As Commander of Spec Ops you will report directly to Jas and will be called upon to handle all sorts of ...ahem...."jobs". Keep in mind that while you can always participate in WDWWDS "normal" activities out in the open, any Spec Ops correspondence MUST be via Secure Comm Channel. Your secret codename is "Dynamo". And yes, you can add Cmndr of Spec Ops to your title. Since this has all been on secure channel, no one will know what the heck that is anyway.

^X^C

Exiting high encryption mode...

You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!
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[wdwoldtimer]

Jas, now Dave is "sick"!!! You need to investigate!!

 

[cherylp3]

Yay Manager of Land development - I like that title.

Epcot - hey there's nothing at the old millenium celebration area.. that'd be a perfect area for another research or another HQ

Gonna go scope out where else we can have locations!

Cheryl

 

[wdwoldtimer]

plus there's still acres and acres of undeveloped land......careful of crocs!

 

[DisneyJen]

I posted this over on the park thread but wanted to make sure all my fellow WDWWDS members saw it!

Jas and I were actually testing the loyalty of all WDWWDS members to make sure that there are no spies among us. Jas will present a full report Of course we all had to sign the loyalty oath, 71 times, to OT before accepting our positions.

OT might I suggest the largest and newest American SUV/Truck for A-Daddy since he passed the test Maybe a promotion, too?

I remain your loyal and faithful servant (bows ever so graciously and kisses OT's ring).

 

[Higgs22]

Cool!! Where do I pick up my SUV???

One thing OT--what is the WDWWPS? I want to be aware of any and all threats to our beloved society...

As for the lab...good news--we are back in business for now...but I think this latest incident underlines the need for a more permenant secure lab facility...or maybe one in each park...it would be more efficiant that way!!!
Fearless leader...do we have the funds available for such a project??? And could we get the Manager of Land Devlopment looking for new lab sites? The sooner the better...we still have important research to be done!

Yours in 71-ness
Higgs

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Ack, I don't have time to keep up with all this sickness. LOL. I haven't had time to read the trivia thread (threads???!!!???!!) Could someone please fill me in on Dave's sickness? Thank you so much.

Yes, there are some questions of loyalty among the brass. After all this is an organization and don't they all work that way?

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode: > 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encryption mode

Dynamo,
Your first assignment will be to act as a spy yourself. You will act as an agent from Intercot. Please interview each of the high ranking officials to see if they take the bait. Trust and loyalty is key here. Without it I am very afraid for the WDWWDS and its members. After all I am entrusted with the life of someone I have known since like the third grade (that's a lot of pressure), not to mention the safety of each and every member. Please have a report to me as soon as possible.

^X^C

Exiting high encryption mode...

You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!
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Also, please be careful when going around WDW at night. We may have to enact a buddy system in the near future.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Gosh, Jen, I can't promote A-Dad any higher! He's already CFO AND VP of Wildlife Pres. If he get's any higher he'd be sitting on my shoulders....and I thought that was your special spot for watching parades?! As for corporate cars, I think he already has a Humvee and a Corvette Z06 (no foreign junk for him). Hey perks of being in charge of all the money.

Higgs your new SUV is in the rear parking lot, space 71.

Jas, Dave has some mysterious head cold-type thing. Sounds similar to what hit Jen earlier this week. I agree with the confidential assignment you gave Dynamo.

 

[DisneyJen]

Sorry A-Daddy I had to grovel and beg too much to give up my seat on OT's shoulders for the parade

Higgs, I am wondering if the lab is able to handle the medical anaylsis of WDW water that has been consumed and then passed by WDWWDS to see if we have some sort of epidemic. Sounds like Dave is exhibiting the same symptoms that I had earlier this week

 

[ksdave]

I'm actually starting to feel better. I think I was spending too much time in scuba gear trying to figure out how to tap an underground pipe from WS lagoon to our new bottling plant. If I can just have all the CMs' attention diverted for a while, I might be able to pull it off. (Of course, in Engineering lingo, a while is anything from a few nanoseconds to a month).
I've found that several sips of 1971 SSL water, followed by massive doses of Dole Whips (3-4 gallons every hour) does wonders for a headcold.
Now, if I can just figure out how I gained thirteen pounds while sick????

 

[Higgs22]

We have been working on the sickness that has been plauging the WDWWDS...So far, no luck...and we here in R & D have been immune thus far from this dread illness sweeping the society...must be all of those 71 ounce Dole Whips....
I hope that all of our members are recovering nicely....


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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode: > 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encryption mode

OK...I have some “Eyes only” material for the security team...we will probably need to put Dynamo on this one....
While doing some research here at the lab..we have found a quantity of fibers that belong to a parks character costume...meaning that our precious water supply is being contaminated by a spy dressed as one of the beloved Disney Characters!!!!

So far tests have been inconclusive as to which character it is....but we have a strong suspicion that the characters in question are Tigger, Rafiki, Happy, Donald, Minnie, or in what has been a crushing blow to me personally---Mickey himself!!! While we are not sure if our favorite mouse is involved...we can’t rule him out....
Rest assured that we are working feverishly on this....and when we narrow down tha character...we will post that information right away...

The bad news is that they are opening Timekeeper again for the weekend (Underscoring the need for a new lab site ) so we might not have results until Monday...
Until then...be wary for any characters near the water supplies...while most of the characters are innocent...there still might be a spy disguised in there.....

^X^C

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That's all from the R&D department...hope all are feeling well...have a good weekend

Captain 71

 

[wdwoldtimer]

oops sorry I forgot to answer your question Higgs....

WDWWPS = Walt Disney World Water Preservation Society = our arch enemies. Their mission statement is to preserve the pristine waters of WDW and protect it from human consumption. Their CEO is no where near as kind and generous as I am either!

 

[amandadaddy]

True, it is hard to bonus the guy in charge of the money, but my Hummer could use a DVD system!

Yes, the Escalade EXT is awesome! When we were at WDW in Sept., there was an EXT on display at Test Track. However, the in-laws are a Ford family, so we buy Ford products. Besides, the grill on the Escalade and the EXT looks a little too "Mad Max".

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

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You are now in high encription mode

Hi all, just wanted to see if the special password I got from our CEO worked. Thanks!

^X^C

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One other thing for our benevolent dictator, I've paid out all bonuses as directed and the custom made trophy with nose-in-the-trousers motif should be ready in a couple of weeks!

Yes, I've had the same work experiences. Around my place it's called "driving the bus" ( no, not the porcelain one ). The idea is to spot a problem in somebody else's area and wait until the weekly mgrs meeting, at which time you hop in the bus and drive it over them, thereby improving your position by be-littleing (sp) your peers and kissing up to their superiors. It would be much better for the company if something was done to actually fix the problem instead of the blame. Also known as coporate politics, I hate that stuff.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

I wonder if we've worked in the same places??

Well it's a good thing we at the WDWWDS are immune to such things! At least so far.

Make sure you place a big order on those trophies too.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Ok, enough of this Travelocity and Expedia nonsense! No more booking your WDWWDS business travel on your own!! We now have an official WDWWDS Director of Travel - A-Mom!!

The only drawback is, when submitting your travel requests to her, YOU HAVE TO SHOUT!

 

[IASW Rider]

I apologize for my absence of late, folks - I was still recovering from that GMR water sickness. However, I tried KSDave's WS water and Dole Whips cure, and am finally feeling well and ready to take on new international assignments!

I believe that we've already got El Rio del Tiempo under survaillance, but I believe that the Maelstrom needs to be examined. My crew has informed me that water levels are dipping, in there........a danger to guests experiencing the attraction, but moreover to WDWWDS members lurking in the corners, just seeking some refreshment......perhaps the work of the WDWWPS?????

Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encription mode


I'll need a security and research team out there, as soon as possible, to look into this!