WDW Water!!!

[micknpluto]

I dont know about drinking drinking that water..BUT>>>

I can tell you there is an ICE COLD water fountain right in front of Italy in EPCOT!!

 

[DisneyJen]

The results of the FDA testing of bottled GF Spa Hydrotherapy water and its medicinal values are in hand. Seems that the water loses some of its potency during the transit from WDW. We are not sure if the cause is the type of container (plastic bottle versus glass bottle) or method of transportation (Tinkerbell delivery versus WDW Transit Authority).

Nonetheless, I can report first-hand that the combination of water and pixie dust are working wonders for my dear mom. She actually is going to the gym today, some 4 days after having both of her knees replaced. Tomorrow she will be transported to a rehab hospital. Looks like if we find the right combinaton of water and pixie dust she should be in pretty good shape for our family trip in May.

ISAW Rider and I are still in negotiations with three champagne houses in France ... Roeder, Moet Chandon and Mumms. After we are done our blind tasting we will report our finding to the board.

Dave, we are working with Pixar on a way to combine the total WDW experience through virtual reality glasses that we will package with the high-end waters. Let me know if you would like to be part of the test segment.

Off to the hospital to see Mom and to deliver the next load of pixie dust and water

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Umm...as CEO, I, of course, am excluded from the 30 day web history check. {whew that could have been embarassing}

Nice work, Colonel Jasmine, I want a full report on the saboteurs on my desk first thing Monday morning. And have your security team go over the prisoners' personal items carefully. I'm specifically looking to see if they had bus tickets on them. I'm sure you understand the sensitivity of this matter.

Jen, have you been dipping into your mom's pixie dust/GF water blend? You know you can't handle too much of that stuff, it packs quite a wallop! You've started calling our VP of International Relations "ISAW" again. Someone get her a margarita to sober her up.

*********New Job Opportunity*********
Director of Member Services

(please submit resume to any of our executives)

 

[DisneyJen]

Oh fearless leader and founder ... Guess I should have learned by now not to mix Pixie Dust and GF Spa Water unless I am in extreme pain. I thought just a sip or two wouldn't hurt. Better report my findings to the FDA and request more clinical trials.

It is certainly working wonders for dear mom though. She was moved to a rehab hospital yesterday and she was able to walk 30 and then 50 feet. Woo Hoo!

On knees begging .... IASW I AM SORRY FOR MIXING UP YOUR NAME .... AGAIN. A thousand apologies. Let me take you over to Fantasyland for some camel spit.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

30% raise for Jen, plus a bottle of World Showcase Lagoon-1985 from our vault.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

We have a new member of the WDWWDS staff...

Welcome Madonna31 to the family. She's taking the position of Entertainment Director and will also help out in Merchandising. If she can stop losing the link to this thread, she'll be here shortly to offer her skills in these areas as well as participate in the general discussion of WDW water.

Note, do not confuse our new Entertainment Director with that "other" Madonna who had a couple of pop hits in the 80's and 90's. You may have heard of her.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Welcome Madonna31. Thanks for joining our DISfunctional water family.

I think I may be joinging DisneyJen for some camel spit. I could certainly use it today.

has anyone checked out Coronado Springs waters for the fountain of youth? That fountain in the lobby may be a good candidate. The spanish influences may have something to do with it.

 

[DisneyJen]

Here's a toast to our newest staff member... cheers

Oh Exaulted Leader and Fearless Founder and King of Chat ... a bottle of that rare 1985 World Showcase Lagoon. My all-time favorite and it is so hard to find.

 

[Higgs22]

May I also offer my belated toast to Madonna31..a fine addition to our society!
oldtimer once again shows that he truly is a wise and benelovant leader!

OK--I've been out of touch all weekend...been doing some wedding planning...I will work extra hard to make up from my short vacation...but I have one question...who are these supposed infiltrators, and what website are they from...I need to know so I can immediatly perform checks on my entire R & D team...we want no spies in the WDWWDS!! Any info would be much appreciated...

I also let you know that I will be taking a research trip to northern Maine this weekend...I am going to test the Poland Spring water against some WDW water (IASW vintage...I had it in storage)...I want to see if any of the WDW properties can survive in the cold north...I also hope to get a secret look at their bottleing facilities...maybe we can find a method to bottle that WDW goodness for all society members

Talk to you later....

 

[wdwoldtimer]

You know, if it wasn't for the fact that I truly AM the exalted leader, fearless founder and King of Chat who is both wise and benevolent, I'd think Jen and Higgs were fishing for more money here. Oh well, $10k bonus for the both of you for being so unabashedly truthful.

Ok everyone spit at Jas....

Ooops...you said camels didn't you? Never mind people....

Jas you need a vacation! Since going to WDW is barely even a day trip for you....why don't you tag along with Jen and ISAW....err...I mean IASW Rider on their trip to France/DLP. I'm sure there's security issues that need addressing.

 

[Higgs22]

Hey, has anyone else had any problems posting to the parks game today (3/4)

I've been trying all day...and just can't get through...

 

[ksdave]

I have not been able to get anything through all weekend. This is the first one that actually worked. Not sure what the problem is. I know it's not bad Engineering .

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Technically speaking, the boards have been hosed for the past few days. Actually they haven't been the same since the big crash/host switch, remember the good old days? Posting would take a second, you'd never see that dreaded "Server is busy" message?

 

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

::::Sigh:::: I am going through DIS withdraw!!!! I need my board back!!

least I can surf around most of the DIS now.....still can't post at the Parks though.....

 

[DisneyJen]

After consulting our crisis management manual, I think that we might have some corporate espionage going on here at WDWWDS. I know that this is Jas' area and that she will get right on it.

Could it be that the folks from Intercot are trying to steal our secret formulas by disallowing us to post on the Parks Trivia thread? We did have some initial intelligence after the BIG crash that there might have been some foul play

I would like to suggest to our great founding father that we work carefully not to diviluge our findings after Higgs' benchmarking trip?

The spin doctor in me says that we hunker down and not go on a PR attack ... yet

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I must say, it is starting to look like one of our own executive members may be working for Intercot. Our crisis management plan has been put into place and executed. I should have more solid information by the end of the day. Adn Jen that is brillant, we will hold the information until such time as it is deemed safe for distribution. We just can't trust everyone right now.

I would like to thank our most gracious, benevolent and soul searching leader for offering me the trip to DLP. I would like to accept with the most humble thanks. I certainly hope there is no oui oui in the water.

 

[IASW Rider]

Bon Jour,

I have returned from Paris.......ah, the city of light, romance, and champagne! Had to take a preliminary trip, before my research mission with Jen and Jas, you know. Boy, after all that champagne, I'm parched...........bring on a barrel of that self-splashing Fantasmic water! Yum, yum!

Sorry that I have not been around, either, but I have not been able to post on the Boards for the past few days at all! I hope that our Fearless Leader will forgive my absences.

More PD to you, your Mom, and your family, Jen!

Congratulations on your new position and welcome, Madonna!

I'm honored that you would think my mind as great as yours, KSDave!

I was doing a bit of wedding planning this weekend too, Higgs! Whose wedding are you planning - not your own? Lots of good luck!

I will also have to work harder to make up for my "time off" - I need to earn that BIG RAISE that our Founding Father is sure to offer me! So it's off to Universal and IOA for me, now!

But just a few more sips of Fantasmic water, first........ahhhhhhh........

 

[IASW Rider]

Oh man! I just tried about 10 different times to post on our Trivia thread, and just couldn't do it!!!! I almost want to post my trivia response, here......but I will refRAIN from doing that!

 

[Higgs22]

I know...I'm getting irritated with not being able to post on the trivia thread..
does the WDWWDS have any lobbying power to take care of this????

 

[wdwoldtimer]

20% raise for IASWR and Jas! Plus another 10k shares of WDWWDS stock for the both of you.

Ahh it's so nice to have the adoration and respect of my employees! It is certainly a tribute to my great leadership abilities.

Alright, Staff, I'm realizing that we are a bit top heavy here at the WDWWDS. In other words we have all execs and only one member that I know of - the Cunninghams. I propose we promote Chele to Director of Member Services and have her help recruit members. Ooh, that would leave us with 0 members. Uhh...well....I'm sure she's up to it. I want 1000 members by this Thursday, Chele.