BubbaGrump
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Pirate ye be!!!!




How could you forget sunscreen![]()
I was like ready for what?ready....
Now I got it!
Good job! That away to protect your wench!Pirate ye be!!!!![]()
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Why thank you!!! And the last thing I'd do is get Sukie p i s s ed! Have you seen the cane that guy carries around????![]()
ready....
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Good job! That away to protect your wench!
Venetia is going to kick you for me![]()
And a fine wench she be!!!!![]()
Hisselfenss and I went to an outdoor mall this afternoon, just to get out of the house.
So, he decides he wants to go to Abercrombie and look at clothing. I've tried to convince him that at his age he should start to consider wearing a nice polyester that can be easily sponged down, but he never listens to me.
I have a question ... since when did people who work in shops stop dressing like store clerks and start dressing like they hang out on the street? I wish they would stop it, because it confuses me.
Here we are looking at some stuff in Abercrombie when this young guy in a tee shirt, scruffy hair and flip-flops comes over and says, "Hey, how are you guys doing?"
I said to him, "Excuse me, do you work here, and are you trying to help us, or are you shopping here and trying to pick us up? In which case, aren't we a tad old for you?"
I told you, this casualness confuses me.
It turned out he was a store clerk. And, here I thought he wanted to be our pal. Since when to store clerks wear flip-flops and tee shirts?
Sukie was in rare form in the mall. I think he vaccinated himself this morning with a victrola needle. He would simply not shut up. Plus he was saying the most horrible things, and not using his inside voice.
At one point I stopped dead and I said, "If you don't settle down and behave yourself this instant I'm taking you back to the car!"
He wanted to know if he was annoying me. I told him that he has sailed past annoying 40 minutes earlier and well on way to euthanasia.
I think he is all keyed up over the upcoming vacation. He suddenly started asking questions, such as, "Where is Disneyland?"
It was just another Labor Day out with the folks.
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You'll get your chance on Saturday!!!
Of course! We learn from the best! Right Venetia I am a wench in training! If I had been trained all the way we would have stayed that night.![]()
That's what I was thinking but didn't want to say it![]()
Because you are so shy?![]()
We need to slow it down a bit! Seaulater might come back on just to scold us!!!!
We need to slow it down a bit! Seaulater might come back on just to scold us!!!!