Oh my!
I love hearing everyone's honeymoon stories.
We went to Maui for our honeymoon and on our first night there, we check into the hotel, and the lovely clerk tells us that we cannot the a king bed that we reserved, we will be in two doubles.

Not quite the romantic honeymoon suite we envisioned.
Lots of time explaining - "hey its our honeymoon!" - to no avail!

The next day we were able to switch rooms, but we will never forget the clerk Boyd and hope that karma gets him someday when he's on his honeymoon.