Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[Lintasare]

Who bakes their own cookies?

 

[Fire_Eater]

You guys are way off the mark, if you kept the cookies next to the bed you would never have to get up. Just pull them out whenever you need something.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

You guys are way off the mark, if you kept the cookies next to the bed you would never have to get up. Just pull them out whenever you need something.

And when you say "whenever you need something" you mean "if you want to be left alone" right??

 

[Fire_Eater]

And when you say "whenever you need something" you mean "if you want to be left alone" right??

What is this "Left alone"?

 

[Lintasare]

Where have you been hiding FE?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

What is this "Left alone"?

So, according to FE, cookies=distraction

SO if I keep cookies next to my bed, DH will want to eat them instead of...

Thanks for the advice, FE!

 

[JimmyPicker]

See, in my house, that wouldn't work. Hubby would be munching the cookies, and I'd be dozing off to sleep, he'd finish the cookies and then wake me up so I could yell and cuss and ask what the hell is wrong with him, causing him to engage in jackassery behavior.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

See, in my house, that wouldn't work. Hubby would be munching the cookies, and I'd be dozing off to sleep, he'd finish the cookies and then wake me up so I could yell and cuss and ask what the hell is wrong with him, causing him to engage in jackassery behavior.

Jimmy, DH and I had a conversation YEARS ago about waking me up for 'extra curriculars.' He KNOWS better. All he gets is an EXTRA b*tchy wife who won't perform--and holds a grudge. Best to let sleeping wife lie...

 

[Lintasare]

Is it time to go home yet? I'm hungry.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Jambalaya for dinner, Linty--come on over!

 

[Lintasare]

Jambalaya for dinner, Linty--come on over!

I am so there.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Mornin, mornin, mornin!!

Guess what I'm having for breakfast. Tostitos and cheese dip! Am I odd or what?

 

[Fire_Eater]

Where have you been hiding FE?

My EMT course has kept me busy and I have a hard time staying out of some of the political threads here, which would most likely get me into trouble.

 

[JimmyPicker]

I'll be glad when the election is over so that 44 out of the 50 threads on page 1 won't be political anymore.

Then again, the CB will probably explode on election day.

 

[LivelyLissa]

I too have been lulled into the evil that is the political thread. Blech!

Good morning. I'm avoiding my mother. Her mother sense is ringing and I would have a hard time outright lying to her about the lumps in my **** thing. She, however, is getting more persistent and just called me on my cell and e-mailed me in my office. So how do I avoid her for two more days?

 

[JimmyPicker]

Next time she calls, answer the phone and tell her (in a hurried voice) that you'd really love to talk to her, but it's crazy now at work, can you call her back later?

No lies, and you will call her back later...in the week.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Coffee, who's got it?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Right here, Tink--enjoy!

Winner DH is working from home today--oh, joy of joys. DD and I are planning to stay out of the house as much as possible today, since I think he will be working here again on Friday. Maybe I should put the lawyer on speed dial?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Right here, Tink--enjoy!

Winner DH is working from home today--oh, joy of joys. DD and I are planning to stay out of the house as much as possible today, since I think he will be working here again on Friday. Maybe I should put the lawyer on speed dial?

Maybe you should pick up some cookies

 

[Lintasare]

Ok I went to work. I sat here for 15 min doing nothing...can I go home now?