Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[LUVMYTINK]

You ever want to reach through a phone or a computer screen and smack the crap out of some holier than thou idiot? Someone who thinks they're Angelic, when really they're a whiny crybaby idiot fool with asinine ideas and opinions?


Just wondering.

Oh oh I do I do

Pie for me also please. But do not tell the Warden since I did not eat my supper

Puhlezzzz, you just tell him you can do or have anything you want cause I said so

Here, I'll help.

I love that smilie

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

That sounds sooooo good! I'll bet that would taste even better after a big helping of Maryland crab cakes and some cornbread hushpuppies! Can anyone tell that I'm craving seafood? I'm making DH take me out to dinner this weekend -- without the kids!

I want some. I love seafood and cornbread hushpuppies.

You better ask to be moved if there are any children. In fact, demand that the children eat in the yard out back....where they belong!

And please make sure you tie them up so they can not sneak back in.

Oh oh I do I do




Puhlezzzz, you just tell him you can do or have anything you want cause I said so



I love that smilie

I told him and he said okay. What is up with that

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I told him and he said okay. What is up with that

That's cause he knows not to question or mess with a Marine or a firefighter's wife

 

[LaraK]

Ever wish the word Moooooooommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was no longer a part of the english language?

 

[RVGal]

Ever wish the word Moooooooommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was no longer a part of the english language?

I've threatened to change my name and started proclaiming that "Mommy doesn't live here anymore." Does that count?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Ever wish the word Moooooooommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was no longer a part of the english language?

Why isn't it EVER Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????????????????
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Oh, I know why....because then you would hear.......
hooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????

 

[Mkrop]

Ever wish the word Moooooooommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was no longer a part of the english language?

If I hear "hey Mom" one more time, I am going to explode I finally asked the boys the other night why isnt it ever "hey Dad" and DH just laughed and said "bc I trained them well"

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

If I hear "hey Mom" one more time, I am going to explode I finally asked the boys the other night why isnt it ever "hey Dad" and DH just laughed and said "bc I trained them well"

I kinda miss the mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Did you slap DH?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Yeah, sometimes when DD does the whole "MMMMoooommmmmmmmyyyyyyy" thing, I say, "Your dad is right there" and they BOTH look at me like I am crazy...

 

[LaraK]

The best is when you're doing 30 things at once, on a different level of the house and the kid comes up to ask you for something/where something is/to do something for them and you say "can't you see I'm busy? Go ask your dad"....they go back downstairs and then come back up and say "he said to ask you".

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Morning Losers!

Starting my day in my most favorite way:

Hope you are all off to a great start today. How many have kids who have or are starting school in the next few days? Good luck to them and congrats to you--now you can cut your "referee" hours in half!

 

[RVGal]

Joshua started first grade last Thursday. We're already well into the "I don't wanna get up" mode.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Morning

Kids don't start school till August 26th and that week is all messed up anyway ~ they're off Monday, go Tues, Wed, Thurs, off friday through Monday and go back Tuesday full time/regular schedule. Michael is IMPOSSIBLE to wake up regardless so that'll be fun Tori bounces out of bed wether it be 5AM or later I am SO not a morning person so sometimes her enthusiasm to start the day can set me off

Well, found out last night that Michaels 1st game is in 2 weeks That should be interesting to see a bunch of 7yo's running around playing tackle football Last night was the 1st practice with full gear on and I think some of the kids are starting to realize maybe it's not for them. We had 1 knock down kid crying, another 1 go down but up pretty quick, an asthma attack, and 1 kid ending practice bawling "he's not coming back." Up till now it was more excersise, cardio, get prepared for pads than actual hitting each other so this was a wake up for alot of them. It doesn't help that I know some of the kids are in the 55 pound range and Michael is topping the team with a couple other kids at 85 pounds

Teeth (well gums) seem to be healing ok. The top stitches were driving me crazy so I pulled them out myself last night Still have the stitches in the bottom but I'm about ready to yank those too But I have to say that overall it wasn't a "bad" experience. Not that I would sign up for the heck of it but I was expecting that constant pain like when I throw my back out. No real consistent pain so that was good.

 

[PlutosFriend]

Morning Losers!

Starting my day in my most favorite way:

Hope you are all off to a great start today. How many have kids who have or are starting school in the next few days? Good luck to them and congrats to you--now you can cut your "referee" hours in half!

Mine start Monday. I cannot wait. My 5th grade son has been such a jerk the past couple days
I just got home from getting a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme. I will try to eat just one.............

 

[MNFootballMommy]

IAHD, what did you have done? (I must have missed it.) I have a gum graft scheduled for next month and I am VERY nervous about it. Not the graft itself, but the "only eating soft foods and not being able to brush" part afterwards.

Di, you have my permission to eat a KK for me...so go ahead, have 2 or 12...

 

[It's A Happy Day]

IAHD, what did you have done? (I must have missed it.) I have a gum graft scheduled for next month and I am VERY nervous about it. Not the graft itself, but the "only eating soft foods and not being able to brush" part afterwards.

Di, you have my permission to eat a KK for me...so go ahead, have 2 or 12...

I had the 2 wisdom teeth on my right side extracted......while awake I did not brush or rinse the day of, brushed other side/front & started rinsing the next day.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Nice--I had a nice long written post that I submitted and...it vanished. I didn't even realize it.

Anyway, I am having the gum tissue graft next month and my DDS has said no brushing on that side for two weeks. TWO WEEKS! I am ooooged out just thinking about it. Soft food, no brushing...ick. I am SO not looking forward to this...

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I've threatened to change my name and started proclaiming that "Mommy doesn't live here anymore." Does that count?

I have threatened to change my name and NOT tell them what my new one is.

Here, I'll help.

That is the best smiley ever!

All this talk of teeth has me freaked out. I have to have 4 of my wisdom teeth extracted. I am not looking forward to it. I did find the knock you out dentist though. I think I can probably handle it.

My kids start the 21st. It is my belated birthday present from the school. It was one totally worth waiting for though. It will only be a day late.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I have threatened to change my name and NOT tell them what my new one is.

That is the best smiley ever!

All this talk of teeth has me freaked out. I have to have 4 of my wisdom teeth extracted. I am not looking forward to it. I did find the knock you out dentist though. I think I can probably handle it.

My kids start the 21st. It is my belated birthday present from the school. It was one totally worth waiting for though. It will only be a day late.

My kids HATE it when they are whining with the ole "I'm bored" and I look at them all sweet & adoringly and go "I'm mommy, nice to meet you bored" and hold my hand out for a shake

You'll do fine on the teeth thing. I had to do 2 and still have the other 2 to get pulled. My DDS wanted me to be able to eat on the other side, let them heal, and do others so I get to sit through the "fun" 2x

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I am a freak when it comes to the dentist. I hate it. I think I will be OK with the knock me out dentist though. I won't be able to hear or really feel it so it shouldn't be too huge of a deal.

How is your boy doing with football? Is he loving it?