Warning: Walmart Rant Ensues

[jlewisinsyr]

http://walmartwatch.com/potter/

I saw this last night and it cracked me up, especially after reading this thread. BTW, I am also a big HP fan.

I'm not able to watch it with sound right now (office is a little busy), but I'll check it out tonight, from the few seconds I caught in the video it looks hillarious!

Cannot wait until the next movie comes out in November, I'm hoping to go to a private screening of it here in Syracuse a few days before it is released to the public. We were able to go to the last one during a private screening because my friend is a doctor and one of the pharmacuetical companies hosted the event.

 

[rpmdfw]

BTW, I am also a big HP fan.

Well, of course you are!

I'm beginning to think that you and I are entirely too much alike for our own good. (or anyone else's for that matter!)

 

[CanadianGuy]

While I'm not sure if I'm dumpy (Conck ? Mike ? Wanna chime in here) I'm an almost forty white guy and they check my receipt at my local store EVERY time.

Mind you I've never experienced what would happen if I could not produce it...

 

[klineyqueen]

I got stopped several times to have my receipt checked. It always happens when I have the big bag of dog food underneath or a box of diapers not in the bag. I think they check to see that those items were rung up.

I am sorry that you were embarassed. I do know....the first time it happened to me....I could have died because I couldn't find my receipt and I had my son hanging on me while I was trying to locate it. Now...I keep the dang thing in my hand until I am out the door. It may be that they get so many shoplifters they have to be careful.

Again, I really am sorry that you were embarassed.

 

[rpmdfw]

While I'm not sure if I'm dumpy (Conck ? Mike ? Wanna chime in here) I'm an almost forty white guy and they check my receipt at my local store EVERY time.

Mind you I've never experienced what would happen if I could not produce it...

Knox, I met you a couple months ago, and you were NOT dumpy!

Drunk, yes. Dumpy, no.

 

[wallyb]

Drunk, Dumpy .... What were the others...
Campy, Dishy, Swishy, Trashy, Queeny ...
That's all the dwarfs... right?

Was he any of those ... or was he Snow White?

 

[turkygurl]

I'm beginning to think that you and I are entirely too much alike for our own good. (or anyone else's for that matter!)

Yes, we really are! It's too funny.

 

[wallyb]

Yes, we really are! It's too funny.

Hey I thought we were simpatico -
High maintenance bottle blonds?!?

 

[turkygurl]

Wally, while we are sympatico in our love of the finer things in life and also the belief that blondes have WAY more fun than anyone else, I can still be sympatico with Rob too. He and I have lots in common. It doesn't take away from what you and I have. Does that make sense?

 

[wallyb]

Wally, while we are sympatico in our love of the finer things in life and also the belief that blondes have WAY more fun than anyone else, I can still be sympatico with Rob too. He and I have lots in common. It doesn't take away from what you and I have. Does that make sense?

So it's like a 3 way?
Is that right?


I understand the 3 way concept fine.

 

[rpmdfw]

So it's like a 3 way?
Is that right?


I understand the 3 way concept fine.

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

Ok, so which of you guys is the dimmest setting on the bulb?

 

[turkygurl]

So it's like a 3 way?
Is that right?

NOOO!!! Not at all! It's more like a non-exclusive friendship. I can be friends with Rob and you, without excluding anyone. Besides, I'm not the right type for either of you... AND I'm married.

 

[rpmdfw]

NOOO!!! Not at all! It's more like a non-exclusive friendship. I can be friends with Rob and you, without excluding anyone. Besides, I'm not the right type for either of you... AND I'm married.

So, I can still be friends with you and NOT friends with Wally?


Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

 

[wallyb]

NOOO!!! Not at all! It's more like a non-exclusive friendship. I can be friends with Rob and you, without excluding anyone. Besides, I'm not the right type for either of you... AND I'm married.

Well I'm married too - to an guy also - see more common ground!
I think we should make you pick.

 

[rpmdfw]

Well I'm married too - to an guy also - see more common ground!
I think we should make you pick.

No, Wally! We can't do that!




You'll be devestated when she picks me and it might trigger a relapse into "Swetness and Light Wally". Blech!

 

[wallyb]

So, I can still be friends with you and NOT friends with Wally?
Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

Words hurt Rob!

And so would a lawn dart in your forehead.

 

[rpmdfw]

Words hurt Rob!

And so would a lawn dart in your forehead.

I kid!

I kid, cuz I love!




Now put the lawn dart down . . .

 

[turkygurl]

You'll be devestated when she picks me and it might trigger a relapse into "Sweetness and Light Wally". Blech!

We REALLY don't want a return of "Sweetness and Light Wally." And I don't want to choose. I can be friends with both of you.

Well I'm married too - to an guy also - see more common ground!
I think we should make you pick.

Rob is about to be married too. I've met he and his groom and they are WONDERFUL!

 

[wallyb]

We REALLY don't want a return of "Sweetness and Light Wally." And I don't want to choose. I can be friends with both of you.



Rob is about to be married too. I've met he and his groom and they are WONDERFUL!

Alright all ready - we'll all be golly gee willikers good friends -
Let all sing Kumbia my Lord, braid each others hair and talk about boys.