Warning for men - always wear underwear!!!

[2BoysMum&Dad]

Hi everyone

Here's a great story posted on another Disney forum I had to share with you all and I hope you find it as amusing as I did!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.[END QUOTE]

2BoysMum&Dad (Zoe)

 

[doubletrouble_vb]

Is the debate topic...should men wear underwear?

 

[Lucky4me]

Yes. Yes they should. Always. Every day.

 

[crazyforgoofy]

or at the very least a 'crash' helmet when working under a vehicle while not wearing underpants!

 

[emmagata]

Originally posted by Lucky4me
Yes. Yes they should. Always. Every day.

And they should be clean with no holes (other than the standard ones).

 

[emmagata]

Originally posted by crazyforgoofy
or at the very least a 'crash' helmet when working under a vehicle while not wearing underpants!

That would be a pretty small helmet wouldn't it?

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

OMG!!!! That was too funny. Thank you so much for the laugh, I really needed that.

Semper ubi sub ubi.

 

[DawnCt]

I think its a urban legend. Its been circulating interoffice for years.

 

[BibbidyBobbidyBoo]

LOL
Ofcourse it's just a joke and not real. What woman wouldn't know what her husband was wearing that day, what his legs and body and um... "privates" look like? There's no way I'd mistake someone else for my husband under there... even if they were wearing the same shorts that day. LOL

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

Originally posted by DawnCt
I think its a urban legend. Its been circulating interoffice for years.

Urban legend or not, it was funny.

 

[sunni]

Originally posted by emmagata
That would be a pretty small helmet wouldn't it?

Thank you for the best laugh I've had in 5 days, I really needed that. What a mental picture, lol!

 

[2BoysMum&Dad]

I've only just noticed I've put this story on the debate board, I didn't actually mean to put it here, but we can turn it into a debate question as has happened.

Whether it's a true story or not, it certainly made me really laugh out loud in an empty house!

Zoe - 2BoysMum&Dad

 

[Olaf]

I thought it was funny. Thanks.

 

[minniepumpernickel]

LOl, only at Wal Mart!

 

[Desperado]

Glad you posted this story, thanks. It's been fun to share.

 

[Roemama1]

That was hysterical. I'll make sure I tell my DH. He only tends to wear underwear to work not other times. Maybe that will make him change his mind!!!

 

[Pooh67_68]

Too funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

[IMGONNABE40!]

Best laugh I've had in a while--next to the Easter Hats thread.

 

[mommytotwo]

LOL

 

[shep]