Warning - Enter Disney at Your Own Risk

[WonderfulDreamer2]

 

[NewEnglandDisney]

Oh my God, I'm so glad I saw this.

It just changed my life.

Since I'm so shady and do so many things evil and illegal at WDW, I had no idea that I wasn't able to "get out of jail free" because I was at WDW.

So you mean, if I commit a crime, or tresspass, or do something else against WDW I can be reported to law enforcement?

MAN! I had no idea.

Guess I'm back to visiting Dollywood every year...twice on leap years.

NED

 

[bytheblood]

 

[LUVMICKEY]

When I win my night in the Castle, I hope they have really secure locks and a state of the art alarm system to keep all the criminals out.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Wow, thanks for the information!

 

[disneydancer1969]

strange first post! were you one of those people? i have been there so many times and have never heard anything about that? where did you get that information?

 

[sticker231]

sweet! I truly believe this person. During my last two trips to Disney, we lost a member of our family. They suddenly dissapeared and haven't been seen since. I thought maybe the Tower of Terror was acting up again, but now I know better. I should probably more careful with the kids during our upcoming trip.

Love those first post BS artists.

 

[Original19]

Are you the guy last year that tried to run out of POP C with the cash register under your arm.

LMAO!!!

 

[Cmbar]

Guess I'm back to visiting Dollywood every year...twice on leap years.

NED

Now NED, according to the OP that would be a "smart vacationer!" thing to do!


Quote from wacky first time poster:

"Disney is a pretty poor, unimaginative choice for smart vacationers"

I guess the thousands of DISers are all STUPID vacationers

 

[mousecatcher]

They have medication that will help with your schizophrenia.

Get well soon!!!

 

[ADP]

C'mon...Yeah Right, and there is a Fantasyland right around the corner.

Like we are supposed to believe this at the happiest place on earth!

 

[PamNC]

They have medication that will help with your schizophrenia.

Get well soon!!!

Hello to a fellow NC-er. Only us southerners would say to this nut "Bless your heart" before we tell him/her like it is. I'm cracking up.

You know - you might be on the right track with this diagnosis.


PamNC

 

[SnwflkCts]

Hmmmm ... depending on the charges .... I would be willing to take a trip or two to WDW while my DH sorts out any legal problems. Parking tickets ... no problem DH ... let's stay at the Poly and just put that court date on the schedule. We can make EMH before you see the judge!!



Gotta look at this calendar. Is it April 1???

 

[dpuck1998]

Time to hijack this thread....

Who likes pie?

 

[cakesnkids]

ME ME< DUTCH APPLE< with ice cream please!! YUmmm...they're handin out pie!

 

[DznyLvr2005]

What the &*#%^$ are you talking about one post wonder!?

 

[GalDisney]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..okay..whatever......But im still going to WDW!

 

[tink1978]

these are posted just to make people start arguing with one another....take it with a grain of salt.

 

[flyinglizard]

I think this is a text book example of why "first posters" should not be allowed to post!

 

[disneymac]

Mmmmm....apple pie - yum