Wanted:Riddles

[shadow pirate]

shadowpirate's riddle,
is it a golf thing or a thing you use in golf. i am sure i have heard of a driver in golf or should i just be quiet?? lol

I'll accept that as an anwser. Yes, a driver (the golf club) in golf does not have a license, but so does another object used in building. That's all I'm going to say .

 

[stejohno]

a golf caddie and a thingy.. what are they called.... A Digger!! in a building site.

 

[stejohno]

and a crane

 

[shadow pirate]

a golf caddie and a thingy.. what are they called.... A Digger!! in a building site.

and a crane

Nope. Here's another hint: I'll bet that everyone has one of these.

 

[stejohno]

A computer drive!! LOL!!!!!

 

[shadow pirate]

A computer drive!! LOL!!!!!

I guess that will work too, but the object I'm looking for is most likely owned by everyone, and is used mostly for keeping to boards together. It has the word "Driver" in it. That's all the hints I'm going to give right now.

 

[stejohno]

Screw Driver!!!!!!

 

[Waffleman]

if a rooster lays an egg on a tin roof which way will the egg roll?

if a plane lands on the border of America and Mexico whee do they bury the survivors

 

[shadow pirate]

if a rooster lays an egg on a tin roof which way will the egg roll?

if a plane lands on the border of America and Mexico whee do they bury the survivors

I feel the need to anwser these:

The First Riddle: It goes no where because the egg is never made. Roosters can not lay eggs.

The Second Riddle: they don't bury anyone. They landed, not crashed.

 

[Waffleman]

The Second Riddle: they don't bury anyone. They landed, not crashed.[/QUOTE]

srry i meant crashed and they dont bury the survivors

 

[shadow pirate]

Screw Driver!!!!!!

That was the anwser I was looking for. Congrats!

 

[riccio13]

nice work u guys! got any more??

 

[DementedRiku]

What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

 

[Captain Brain]

Santa!

 

[mom2cookies]

ok, you are in a room that has absolutely no doors, windows,etc. nothing! except a saw and a table. How do you get out?

 

[DementedRiku]

Santa!

lol....uh nope! good try though!

 

[DementedRiku]

What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

Ok i'll give a hint....hmm....this object can be bought at Disney parks. You can engrave your name on them too!

 

[mom2cookies]

Demented Riku is it an umbrella?

 

[mom2cookies]

see above lol

 

[WildTiger]

i know one of the riddles by mom2cookies
u saw the table in half two halfs make a whole u jump through the whole and u are out
p.s. i did not look on the internet for this answer