Vodka

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Did you know this about vodka?

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The
alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth
dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects
the
blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply! y vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse
the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
healthy
hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill
them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and
freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to
aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back
as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish! h sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol
oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me . I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
 
vodka...is there anything it can't do?
 
I knew I loved vodka for a reason... but seriously, why you waste a bottle of vodka of like that instead of drinking it?!

I need to remember the bee one though... we have a bee problem currently.. I just hope it really kills them and doesnt just make them drunk! haha!
 
yep, I knew all this, infact
6. Using a cotton ball, apply! y vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse
the skin and tighten pores.
I use this one everyday Smirnoffs 100 proof, almost thru a huge bottle


*side note- the reason why I use it is I do not really drink(maybe a six pack a year) and I did have a fully stocked bar. and I did not want to see it go to waste!)
 

curiouser said:
I knew I loved vodka for a reason... but seriously, why you waste a bottle of vodka of like that instead of drinking it?!

Yeah, that's what I'm sayin. :teeth:
 
what a waste of vodka! I can just it now...

in fake british accent:
"Do you have foot odor?"
"Do your feet get sweaty and stinky?"
"Now, there's a solution to eliminating foot odor!"
"Grey Goose vodka! Just pour liberally over foot and have great fresh smelling feet that will attract men like flies!"

"Only 1 payment of $29.95! Get it now! You have 5 minutes remaining to get this fantastic offer!"

"Disclaimer: not intended for foot fetishes. Company not responsible for loss of consciousness. No refunds, rainchecks accepted. This item can not be put on layaway."
 
Woohoo I can clean my bathtub with vodka! My DH will think I am just an alcholic....but man it seems a whole lot more fune than just scrubbing bubbles....
 
Vodka!!! It's not just for breakfast any more. :teeth: :drinking1
 
Don't waste your money by using vodka. Rubbing alcohol will do all these things.
 
oogieboogie said:
what a waste of vodka! I can just it now...

in fake british accent:
"Do you have foot odor?"
"Do your feet get sweaty and stinky?"
"Now, there's a solution to eliminating foot odor!"
"Grey Goose vodka! Just pour liberally over foot and have great fresh smelling feet that will attract men like flies!"

"Only 1 payment of $29.95! Get it now! You have 5 minutes remaining to get this fantastic offer!"

"Disclaimer: not intended for foot fetishes. Company not responsible for loss of consciousness. No refunds, rainchecks accepted. This item can not be put on layaway."

:scared1: :faint: Not my Grey Goose!!! Let's just use some house brand..nothing you would want to drink!!! :earseek: :drinking1
 
curiouser said:
I knew I loved vodka for a reason... but seriously, why you waste a bottle of vodka of like that instead of drinking it?!

I need to remember the bee one though... we have a bee problem currently.. I just hope it really kills them and doesnt just make them drunk! haha!

I am with you. Be very careful, drunk bees could be a problem. :rotfl:
 
I would like someone to do ALL of these things, and then report back to us on how long it took for someone to haul you into rehab. If you smelled like Vodka all the time and your house smelled like vodka, well....people may seek treatment for you! :teeth:
 
Briarmom said:
I would like someone to do ALL of these things, and then report back to us on how long it took for someone to haul you into rehab. If you smelled like Vodka all the time and your house smelled like vodka, well....people may seek treatment for you! :teeth:
no smell
 
Can I mix it with OJ while I am cleaning my Bathtub?
 
Disneyworldreaming said:


Yeah, that's what I hear, but I can smell vodka, esp on peoples breath. Will someone please spill some on their carpet so you can tell me if it smells?
 
And you all thought I was really a lush. I just like cleaning the tub and killing bees. :rotfl:
 


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