VMK of the future

[Cardinal]

Let's imagine VMK of the future.


~There are only a total of 100 players, 20 of them being staff, because everyone else has been banned for a silly reason:

-VMK Chat Log-
Cardinal: Hi, Aengus!

-Cardinal has been banned for 10 years for disclosing someone else's personal information-

Guest12345: I like cows

-Guest12345 has been banned for 10 years because she likes cows, which contribute to global warming-

GsAcRaImZmLeEr has logged on

-GsAcRaImZmLeEr has been banned for 10 years because if I don't make my quota for the day, I won't get my raise-


~Game updates are only once a month, because the only players that are left think that yavn needs a 3 week break for every week he works:

-Yavn Speaks!-

Hi, everyone! This is Yavn Speaks, where I talk about the new stuff in VMK!


Random VMK Player: OMG! He just did so much work typing out those 2sentences! Let's get him a Malibu beach house!

~Instead of new month themes, there are 4 Pirates Months, 4 Space Months, and 4 Space Pirate months every year because coming up with new ideas is too much work

~Green flips are rewarded to scammers because they are now model citizens. (Sorry, mods. I can't resist )

~VMK now owns the TIV show, and Aengus' soul, as the result of a hostile takeover and now regulates what can and can't go on it

~Playing VMK now requires a monthly fee, because Yavn has run up his electricity bill at his new Malibu beach house by playing on his video game We thingy.

 

[VMK.King]

I can actually see that in the future..

 

[Mnementh]

I don't agree with you much, but you have a good point here (except for the whole Yavn thing. You can't really blame the guy for taking a vacation, if that's really what's going on).

 

[threeboysmom]

I must have a sick sense of humor but I thought that was HYSTERICAL! Nice one, Card!!

 

[Goofy05]

Very funny!

 

[TikiKrissy]

~Instead of new month themes, there are 4 Pirates Months, 4 Space Months, and 4 Space Pirate months every year because coming up with new ideas is too much work

NOT TREASURE PLANET!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[PopStar]

That was VERY funny! I liked the banning part! LOL!!

As for the future...I feel that they need more staff to work with problems. They need to clean themselves up and start organizing!

Here's what cha' got ta' do:

- GET MORE STAFF! You need more people to help run this game. Take a look at all the players! you should have more then 1 staff for every 1000 players.

- CATEGORIZE THE STAFF! Give them special jobs, and ONLY those jobs, with exceptions. Hosts should only host games! nothing else.

You need people to help with reports.
People to Host events
People to work on the website
People to create things
People to create ideas
People to test things
People to walk around the park to see if everything's ok
the list could go on forever! Just clean up that big mess of staff doing every little job!

- HAVE MORE EVENTS! GIVE AWAY THE PRIZES! Just like the Halloween Event! give away the inferno, and the items you don't even use any more (such as the girl staff shirt, the OLD one!)as prizes! Bring the rarity of things down!

- STOP THE SCAMS! Take things into more perspective. Look into every little detail. Stay on watch! If someone scams, don't just say " it was your fault, too bad "., bc sometimes it is out of your control and even if it was our fault, they shouldn't have done what they did, so BAN them already! DO YOUR JOB! KEEP US SAFE!

- FIX YOUR TRADING METHODS! Make a new trading screen. instead of 1 box with 15 mini boxes in it, make 3 squares with 15 mini boxes in it. that way, less scams would occur, and it would still be easy to keep track of items in the boxes. whether you like it or not, you KNOW you have to fix the 15 only rule, bc it is the reason for most scams.

Come on VMK, if you want to make a successful game, do it right!

 

[pinkgalYall]

Another comic adventure by Cardinal.

 

[ShadowKittyKat]

 

[DisIvyCo]

 

[Bee2u]

- Cardinal has been banned for ten years for being entirely too funny-

 

[mking624]

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

hahaha

 

[elikapekakini]

LOL LOL LOL
funny thing is i can see it right now

Let's imagine VMK of the future.


~There are only a total of 100 players, 20 of them being staff, because everyone else has been banned for a silly reason:

-VMK Chat Log-
Cardinal: Hi, Aengus!

-Cardinal has been banned for 10 years for disclosing someone else's personal information-

Guest12345: I like cows

-Guest12345 has been banned for 10 years because she likes cows, which contribute to global warming-

GsAcRaImZmLeEr has logged on

-GsAcRaImZmLeEr has been banned for 10 years because if I don't make my quota for the day, I won't get my raise-


~Game updates are only once a month, because the only players that are left think that yavn needs a 3 week break for every week he works:

-Yavn Speaks!-

Hi, everyone! This is Yavn Speaks, where I talk about the new stuff in VMK!


Random VMK Player: OMG! He just did so much work typing out those 2sentences! Let's get him a Malibu beach house!

~Instead of new month themes, there are 4 Pirates Months, 4 Space Months, and 4 Space Pirate months every year because coming up with new ideas is too much work

~Green flips are rewarded to scammers because they are now model citizens. (Sorry, mods. I can't resist )

~VMK now owns the TIV show, and Aengus' soul, as the result of a hostile takeover and now regulates what can and can't go on it

~Playing VMK now requires a monthly fee, because Yavn has run up his electricity bill at his new Malibu beach house by playing on his video game We thingy.

 

[StitchfansJr]

I can see that in the future, too.

 

[Pirate Me]

I see that happening, hey what happened to your poll? Well, I vote "CUPCAKES" anyway.

 

[Pirate Me]

~Playing VMK now requires a monthly fee, because Yavn has run up his electricity bill at his new Malibu beach house by playing on his video game We thingy.

*Its called a Wii*

Sorry, I just had to say that.

 

[AbsoluteAwesome]

OMG I needed my laugh for the day. And I got it.

 

[jazstar87]

Oh Cardinal... that was too funny...

 

[Disney_CandyIllusion]

LOL I love the cow part Rofl I hope that never happens LOL if that happens I quit but yeah Yavn is over protecting sometimes lol and staff does ban people for nothing like this girl was attempting to scam I reported her then I get banned for it LOL. I think this is all vmk staff does all day. LOL.
Staff:
random player:

Staff Staff!! This person threatened me!
Whatever.. - bans player for nothing -
- banned - Omg!!
Haha - sleeps -

~♥Candy♥~