VMK Cheerleaders WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOUR TALLENT

[Laurabearz]

So what your saying is Chef Ramsy wouldnt be impressed with me tieing a Cherry stem in a knot with my tounge??? Most men are....

 

[Grumpy_Disney_Dad]

I am impressed just by thinkig about it. You , Q , and Briar need to start hanging out at the mansion

 

[qruthie]

You all are KILLING me!! ROFL! We are looking to hire a strolling entertainer for our red carpet event being held this Monday. We are looking to IMPRESS our judges (especially that Chef Ramsay ) not make them run in the other direction!

Come on! You can do better than this!

Hey, the roller skating American Dances stuff is fairly impressive if it can be pulled off! It's like ballroom dancing but on roller skates. But I'd need a skating rink sized area to do it!

I might be able to still do a Bunny Hop jump on skates. The last time I did it, it was quite entertaining. I probably weighed 30 pounds less than I do now and my, um, shoes, were smaller but they jumped first. I can't imagine how entertaining my DD shoes would be!

Beyond that, my strolling entertainer skills would probably fall into the "making fart noises under my armpits" category.

 

[Peacefully]

Okay... I'm confused. Why would it matter, on the internet, if someone could really dance? Couldn't they just say they could? Unless they had like a video of it, but then you'd ask if they had a camera, right?

 

[qruthie]

You know, I bet I could tell a very disgusting, raunchy Disney version of the "Aristocrats" joke. FYI, there is no such thing as a non-disgusting, non-raunchy version of that joke. It would be a real demonstration of talent to create a non-disgusting, non-raunchy version of that joke using the names of the people on the red carpet. I'm not sure I could manage that but I could try. It would need a new punchline though.

I suppose I could do some improv commentary with made up info about each person on the red carpet. I'm also pretty good with snappy comebacks, one-liners and things like that. I spend my spare time watching Whose Line Is It Anyway? and heckling the people on tv.

 

[KrazyPete]

So what your saying is Chef Ramsy wouldnt be impressed with me tieing a Cherry stem in a knot with my tounge??? Most men are....

I really really wanted to say something... but I didn't want to be "that guy."

 

[Peacefully]

It would be a real demonstration of talent to create a non-disgusting, non-raunchy version of that joke using the names of the people on the red carpet. I'm not sure I could manage that but I could try. It would need a new punchline though.

I think if it isn't nasty, it isn't an Aristocrats joke.

 

[threeboysmom]

So what your saying is Chef Ramsy wouldnt be impressed with me tieing a Cherry stem in a knot with my tounge??? Most men are....

Bears, sadly I think you're right. I can see that the men here on DIS are impressed with your ability....

 

[KrazyPete]

Bears, sadly I think you're right. I can see that the men here on DIS are impressed with your ability....

Jealous much?

 

[qruthie]

I think if it isn't nasty, it isn't an Aristocrats joke.

That's why it would be such a challenge!

I watched the documentary and there were some relatively clean versions. I just don't know what the punchline would be for a Disney parody.

Walt Disney walks into a talent agency and says, "You've got to see this act..."

I'm picturing stuff like Chip 'n' Dale doing a balancing act on Ben Ali Gator while Snow White and Goofy juggle the seven dwarfs. I mean there's plenty of room for a very complicated story including tons of Disney characters doing all sorts of things. I just can't think of a punchline.

I get to, "What do you call this act?" and then my mind goes mostly blank. Cirque du Soleil? Dis Board Moderators? I just don't know what the punchline would be!

I suppose it could work to use the names of the audience members and build the story around them and have the punchline be, "The Nightmare Fanatics!" The story could include things like Laurabearz and Briar tying cherry stems in knots? It has potential anyway!

 

[Danovara]

I am impressed just by thinkig about it. You , Q , and Briar need to start hanging out at the mansion

Oh NO! Grumpy dont corrupt everyone on the dis! AH!!!
It was a fun talent that did attract some extra men, in the single days!

 

[Laurabearz]

Oh NO! Grumpy dont corrupt everyone on the dis! AH!!!
It was a fun talent that did attract some extra men, in the single days!

No no... it IS a fun talent that DOES attract men even when your MARRIED

 

[redbaybound]

Talents: of which I have very useful ones, LOL

Nap champ! I can sleep anywhere! I can wiggle my ears, wiggle my nose, roll my tongue and cross my eyes, I cook the best turkey you have ever eaten, but can't cook anything else, I can write backwards and read it too, I can play the piano and flute. That's about it for my talent.