Puffed...French...Toast...drooooooooool,
Pork Trifecta,
And a little Pooh for Good Measure
Crystal Palace - Magic Kingdom
Sept. 21, 2007
When we last left the Hungry Hicks,
they had eaten at Chef Mickeys during a thunderstorm,
and narrowly avoided an international incident
involving the Head Mouse himself.
The next morning, we were all feeling a bit glum
as it was to be Bionic SIL and kids last day at WDW.
We planned a Little Ones AM EMH at MK.
[I think this program has been discontinued,
but it was an extra hour in Fantasyland only,
geared towards kids under 5.
But any Disney hotel guests were allowed in early.]
We decided to be there at rope drop, hit all of Fantasyland,
and take a break around 10:30 for our brunch ADR at Crystal Palace.
We had planned on eating at Crystal Palace on our very first trip in 2004.
We even had reservations to meet up with my best friend,
who happened to be vacationing down there at the same time.
But, alas, it was not to be,
as DisneyGirl came down with a horrible case of stomach flu.
So, in 2005, we made sure we went there twice,
for breakfast AND for lunch.
We LOVED the breakfast, and thought the lunch was pretty good too.
So, for this trip, we decided to repeat our dual visits,
and hit both breakfast and, this time, dinner.
Bionic SILs kids had yet to meet the Hundred Acre Woods Gang,
so this would be a great opportunity.
We arrived at Crystal Palace, and checked in pretty quickly.
I dont remember waiting on the porch for very long before our pager went off.
As another Diser put it, the waiting area for this restaurant is horrific,
looking much like the scene in Gone With the Wind
where all the wounded are lying in the town square of Atlanta.
[Was it Hank Scorpio that said that? Bendy/OyBolshoi?
Anyway, it was funny.]
Everyone is trying to squeeze onto the porch to
A) try to check in at the miniscule check-in window,
and
B) trying to get just a tiny bit of shade.
It is chaos, and I dont mean the controlled kind.
Everytime we have been there,
we have seen people being turned away as walk ups,
so if you have ANY desire to eat here, make your ADRs!!!
We were led into the dining area,
and seated at the exact same table we had had breakfast at before!
And the table next to it.
Yup, that's Stitch Jr. in the pic:
You could roughly see the castle out the window,
especially when they did the little puffs of fireworks
during the castle show.
Our drinks were brought out quickly,
which seemed to consist of either chocolate milk or orange juice,
with coffee for all of our coffee drinking crew.
Our waitress was from China, and that was pretty neat also.
We then headed up to the buffet to fill our plates.
They have a nice selection of cold and hot here,
and we are never disappointed.
My favorite is the puffed french toast.
I dont have a picture,
but if you go to the food porn thread you can find several pics of it there.
Im not sure how it is french toast,
as it pretty much seems like a big puffed hot donut,
but covered in syrup it is to die for.
I also love that you can get the pork trifecta here.
What!?! You haven't heard of the pork trifecta?
Well, I can't find the exact quote in which he deems it the "trifecta,"
but here's a little quote in which Homer
(and I do mean Simpson, not the Greek poet)
sums up how I feel
about cured pork products....
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Ok, well, technically, he added pork chops, and left out sausage,
which is most correctly part of the pork trifecta, but you get the idea.
Mmmmmmmm.......
Ahh, good times, good times.
Anyway....
I had, on our previous trip,
tried the breakfast lasagna that everyone raves about.
I didnt like it.
It was a mixture of goop and day old breakfast breads
pancakes, etc.
and it had a vaguely fake banana flavoring taste, which I detest.
[Just ask me about how much I like circus peanut candy.
Blech. Yucky. Blah.
]
So I avoided it this time.
And concentrated on all the other good things to be had.
The character interaction here is plentiful and fun.
DangerBoy and Pooh (you can see the buffet in the background of these pics)
Princess K and The Inquisitor and Pooh
The crew and Eyeore (he's my favorite!
)
The previously mentioned Hick kids, and Bitsy and Tigger
The Chef and Piglet
(His favorite -- and may I just say, WOW,
has The Chef grown since last Sept.
He probably is all tall as Piglet now. Wow.)
The little Hicks and Piglet (Love the stairsteps.
)
They also, like Chef Mickeys, have a bit of a party moment,
where the kids get to carry flags
and march around the room with the charcters.
Yes, even mature DisneyGirl and Poch Jr. felt the need to march:
Everyone in our group found something to like at Crystal Palace.
And considering the size of our group,
I think that's saying something!
So, there ya go.
If you are in search of tasty breakfast food,
a nice convenient location in Magic Kingdom,
and fun, albeit noisy, atmosphere,
Crystal Palace is the place to go!
Next up: Sunshine, You Are My Sunshine, You Make Me Hungry....
Dinner at the Sunshine Seasons Food Court, Epcot