Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[wallyb]

Gee Rob...almost a married man and still embarressed to talk about s-e-x??

Wally...you better have that little "talk" with him.

Yeah - I't not like I asked his favorite position!
What is it - by the way?

 

[rpmdfw]

Yeah - I't not like I asked his favorite position!
What is it - by the way?

Fifth position!

That's ballet!

Speaking of the ballet, here are the Trocks!

 

[wallyb]

It's amazing the sorts of things I've never tried though.

i'm amazed there are things you have not tried yet too!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Fifth position!

That's ballet!

Speaking of the ballet, here are the Trocks!

That spread eagle thing looks kinky, not family friendly at all I think Rob.

i'm amazed there are things you have not tried yet too!

I'm pure and innocent, I'm wearing white to my wedding, we've been through this.

 

[rosiep]

i'm amazed there are things you have not tried yet too!

He's only talkin food.....we know he's well versed in everything else...

 

[rpmdfw]

That spread eagle thing looks kinky, not family friendly at all I think Rob.

What could be more wholesome than the ballet!

And it's not just ANY ballet, you bolshevik! It's Les Ballets Trocadero de Monte Carlo!

They're world renowned!

They're amazing!

They're breathtaking!

They're astounding!


They're men in tutus and toe shoes

 

[kingLouiethe1]

They're men in tutus and toe shoes

Are you rethinking your wedding day attire?

 

[wallyb]

Welcome to ...

Rob's LOVE Quiz?

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Part 5

Scott favorite Ice cream flavor?

Your favorite Ice cream flavor?

Scott's favorite flower?

Your favorite flower?

A special memory that sticks out on your head -
other than the moment you met?

If I was to try to steal Scott away - how would I go about that?

 

[rpmdfw]

Are you rethinking your wedding day attire?

Nope. It's all ready cleaned, pressed, and packed. Just needs to be whisked off to the hotel the day before.

But YOU would look lovely in the dying swan costume on your wedding day! All dressed in white.



And molting feathers with every move


You woudn't even need a flower girl!

 

[OrlandoMike]

But YOU would look lovely in the dying swan costume on your wedding day! All dressed in white.

With a big red hem!

Sorry, my lungs are full of paint fumes!

 

[rpmdfw]

Okay, this is starting to feel like homework. So I'm only answering this one:

If I was to try to steal Scott away - how would I go about that?

Prepare a lovely dinner that includes stuffed artichoke and rice pudding. That'll be sure to win him over!

 

[rosiep]

Welcome to ...

Rob's LOVE Quiz?

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Part 5

If I was to try to steal Scott away - how would I go about that?

You'd lure him with James

 

[wallyb]

Okay, this is starting to feel like homework. So I'm only answering this one:
Prepare a lovely dinner that includes stuffed artichoke and rice pudding. That'll be sure to win him over!

Is "stuffing the artichoke" a euphemism for something?
Do I know that position?

 

[wallyb]

Hey we're about 90 something posts
form hitting 3000 on this thread!

Think we'll get there?

We would - if Jamie would open his famously big mouth and help out!

Our Rob would cooperate and let us dissect his sex life!

 

[rosiep]

Because I'm a giver I'll discuss my sex life so we can reach our goal....

The other night James and I found ourselves alone with the camcorder, a shower head and some Mop and Glo....well first we shook that bottle up ..............................................................................................................................and then...........................................next...............oh my God...................................never again!

 

[rpmdfw]

Hey we're about 90 something posts
form hitting 3000 on this thread!

Think we'll get there?

We would - if Jamie would open his famously big mouth and help out!

Our Rob would cooperate and let us dissect his sex life!

Let's dessect YOUR sex life, instead!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Hey we're about 90 something posts
form hitting 3000 on this thread!

Think we'll get there?

We would - if Jamie would open his famously big mouth and help out!

Our Rob would cooperate and let us dissect his sex life!

We can make up our own details about Rob's sex life. Hey, has anyone seen the goat

 

[wallyb]

Let's dessect YOUR sex life, instead!

I never had sex.

 

[rpmdfw]

Hey, has anyone seen the goat

It's over there. I don't want to know why it smells like Mop 'n' Glo!

 

[rosiep]

My goat was sweet and innocent until he was introduced to this board....now all he wants to do is drink vodka and wear leather