Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[wallyb]

Very unfortunate...but oh so funny.
Now we go from shower to wake.
Who has some words they'd like to say?

I've got some - But they'd all get filtered out!

 

[rosiep]

I think you really upset Elmo after yesterday's incident Rob, we can't seem to find him anywhere.

Oh look, here's a room we haven't checked yet....

ROB!!! Now look what you've done! Puma is devastated and refused to eat. Doesn't matter that I tell him ELMO wasn't real.....

 

[OrlandoMike]

Poor Puma!

Rob better bring home some good drugs from the Dentist!

 

[turkygurl]

WAL-LY!!! You just made coffee squirt out my nose. Ow! Poor Elmo, he was so sad. He even took the chicken costume off before the end.

 

[rosiep]

WAL-LY!!! You just made coffee squirt out my nose. Ow! Poor Elmo, he was so sad. He even took the chicken costume off before the end.

I do believe the credit goes to KingLouiethe1

 

[turkygurl]

You're right! I'm sorry, I guess I just got so used to blaming Wally...

I'm sorry, KingLouiethe1.

I'm sorry Wally, but usually it's you that's so funny.

 

[wallyb]

Why Rosie?
Why?

Why did we invite you

 

[wallyb]

I'm sorry Wally, but usually it's you that's so funny.

That's totally fine -
Louie can have all the credit for the whole-
"I sent Rob into orbit" debacle.
And good luck to him.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

You're right! I'm sorry, I guess I just got so used to blaming Wally...

I'm sorry, KingLouiethe1.

I'm sorry Wally, but usually it's you that's so funny.

Funny? You think it's funny when little monsters can't go on living anymore

Why Rosie?
Why?

Why did we invite you

EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

That's totally fine -
Louie can have all the credit for the whole-
"I sent Rob into orbit" debacle.
And good luck to him.

Me? Elmo took the blame. He took it very seriously. I'd like to take this moment to say a few words about the little red fur ball.

Elmo was friend to many, and enemy to one. One man that so despised a certain "dance" that his tirade sent elmo into a downward spiral of depression and drug abuse.

He will be missed by many. He taught us to share, to use our imagination, to laugh, to love, to live.

Elmo is survived by his goldfish Dorothy.

 

[rosiep]

Why Rosie?
Why?

Why did we invite you

You invited me cause I brought along booze....
I peed in the pools cause when a girl's gotta go a girl's gotta go....I thought you knew that???

 

[turkygurl]

My daughter will be very upset. We have a life-sized (well, he's about the size of a 3 yr old) Elmo.

 

[wallyb]

You invited me cause I brought along booze....
I peed in the pools cause when a girl's gotta go a girl's gotta go....I thought you knew that???

You have no control girly!
Now what are we going to do?
Rob will be back soon and a pissy pool
will make him well ... pissy.

 

[rosiep]

You have no control girly!
Now what are we going to do?
Rob will be back soon and a pissy pool
will make him well ... pissy.

can't we just tell him we poured all the booze in the pools and made punch???

 

[kingLouiethe1]

My daughter will be very upset. We have a life-sized (well, he's about the size of a 3 yr old) Elmo.

It will be very hard to explain to her

Maybe you can tell her what my mother told me the day my dog died. She sat me down, took my hand, and said:

You take the good,
You take the bad,
You take them both, and there you have,
The facts of life.

 

[rpmdfw]

I think you really upset Elmo after yesterday's incident Rob, we can't seem to find him anywhere.

Oh look, here's a room we haven't checked yet....

Serves him right. Who else want to press my Chicken Dance buttons, NOW, huh?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[turkygurl]

Serves him right. Who else want to press my Chicken Dance buttons, NOW, huh?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now hold up everyone! Now it's looking like it might not have been a suicide after all.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Now hold up everyone! Now it's looking like it might not have been a suicide after all.

Fowl Play

 

[rpmdfw]

Now hold up everyone! Now it's looking like it might not have been a suicide after all.

Fowl Play

Neither of you can prove a thing!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Fowl Play

You get it! It's a pun, a play on words, or a double entendre if you will.

 

[rpmdfw]

You get it! It's a pun, a play on words, or a double entendre if you will.

Oh.

I thought you just used the wrong spelling.

I guess I'll stop posting about you on the loose vs lose thread then.