Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[rosiep]

Hey Rosie!-
This lady says she's you

Did you check her cup size? Those don't look like DD's to me....

 

[wallyb]

I'm putting these out for everyone-

I'm calling them - Pigs in Bondage.

Don't Google it - you get something else entirely!

 

[wallyb]

Did you check her cup size? Those don't look like DD's to me....

She said she was Rosie!
And then she said something not nice about Barbara Walters!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

She said she was Rosie!
And then she said something not nice about Barbara Walters!

I say bad things about Barbara Walters all the time, she's my arch nemesis.

 

[rosiep]

I say bad things about Barbara Walters all the time, she's my arch nemesis.

Do you wear leather and have frizzy hair too???

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Do you wear leather and have frizzy hair too???

YES! Do you have a problem with that

Now don't come to any crazy conclusions, this is not Rosie O'donnell incognito. I have never broken a girl scout's legs.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Dang the cops again!

Can we not have on of these parties without
getting oppressed by "the man"

"Who was it you wanted to frisk officer?"

I'll take care of the nice officer, he looks really stressed, maybe he needs a nice shoulder rub

 

[wallyb]

I'll take care of the nice officer, he looks really stressed, maybe he needs a nice shoulder rub

Louie - you're always so accommodating with "the fuzz".
You're very supportive.
Do you attend the policemen's balls too?

 

[wallyb]

Something a bit sweet for "My sweeties"
licorice whips!

Below is exactly how they were described on the british site I got them from-
Delicious, juicy, 3-feet-long thick licorice whips-
These lovely whips have been around for ages - I loved the way they seemed to go on forever
and you could make them last for ages and ages. It was also lovely when you wound them up and it filled the
entire little white paper bag - ace!

Personally I like the red ones better but back seemed more in keeping.

 

[wallyb]

Who new!?!

Another cool gift For Rob-

Here's the description-
Want to be restrained in style, let your partner loose with these encrusted
glamorous cuffs. These are heavy duty cuffs with a quick release function.

"with a quick release function" - I'm not sure about this feature?

 

[rpmdfw]

Who new!?!

Another cool gift For Rob-

Here's the description-
Want to be restrained in style, let your partner loose with these encrusted
glamorous cuffs. These are heavy duty cuffs with a quick release function.

"with a quick release function" - I'm not sure about this feature?

Oh good! I don't have a sparkly pair yet! I've got basic black, and stainless steel models, but now I'll have a "formal" set! Thanks, Wally!

p.s. The "quick release" is fairly handy, but doesn't mean that the person in them can get out of them until they're unlocked.

 

[rpmdfw]

Something a bit sweet for "My sweeties"
licorice whips!

Below is exactly how they were described on the british site I got them from-
Delicious, juicy, 3-feet-long thick licorice whips-
These lovely whips have been around for ages - I loved the way they seemed to go on forever
and you could make them last for ages and ages. It was also lovely when you wound them up and it filled the
entire little white paper bag - ace!

Personally I like the red ones better but back seemed more in keeping.

Oooh! I love liccorice whips! And the black is definitely my favorite! Great choice!

 

[rpmdfw]

Okay bride!

Hey I was wrapping up one of your gifts and
something went terribly wrong!

Crap - I'll just return it and get something else!

Don't return it, Wally! It looks fine to me.

I'm putting these out for everyone-

I'm calling them - Pigs in Bondage.

Don't Google it - you get something else entirely!

"Don't Google it - you get something else entirely!"

Okay, I literally just spit diet Dr Pepper onto my monitor!

Thank you for the early morning laugh!

 

[wallyb]

Finally!
Support staff is here!

Cleaning staff-
bless his heart - working his butt off - on his hands and knees
picking up after us!

Bartenders-
The boys pointed out how Latex actually works out quit well when
your job is dealing with fluids. Easy clean up!

DJ-
I guess it can get quit hot in that booth.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Louie - you're always so accommodating with "the fuzz".
You're very supportive.
Do you attend the policemen's balls too?

Yes I always attend to . . . I mean attend...

 

[wallyb]

Hors d'œuvres anyone?
Stuffed olives!

It took some needling - but
I got this guy to help out.

 

[rosiep]

Hors d'œuvres anyone?
Stuffed olives!

It took some needling - but
I got this guy to help out.

Eeew....

From half naked men kneeling to needle face?
My eyes...my eyes!!!

 

[rosiep]

Speaking of half naked men...anyone seen KingLouie? He's been awfully quiet since those boys in leather showed up...

I heard he likes leather...and frizzy hair (which I just don't get????)

 

[jamieandben]

Finally!
Support staff is here!

Cleaning staff-
bless his heart - working his butt off - on his hands and knees
picking up after us!

Bartenders-
The boys pointed out how Latex actually works out quit well when
your job is dealing with fluids. Easy clean up!

DJ-
I guess it can get quit hot in that booth.

On his hands and knees is just How I like them.





They get the floor much cleaner that way.



What did you think i was going to say?

 

[wallyb]

Eeew....

From half naked men kneeling to needle face?
My eyes...my eyes!!!

It's a bondage / fetish party Mary Alice!
If you don't think you're going to see some twist crap your wrong-
You're going to see twisted crap!

You're not on the farm any more country girl!