Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[2goofycampers]

On the big box of TRUTHS of course,,the internet.

Now, at the GG this past Oct, I meet bout 40 fiends,
so, which 4 of you want me to love you, ????

Me !


If you met 10 random people chances are you'd like 1.
If you meet 10 Fort Fiends chances are you'd like 10.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

On the big box of TRUTHS of course,,the internet.

Now, at the GG this past Oct, I meet bout 40 fiends,
so, which 4 of you want me to love you, ????

Ok, which 12 are you intimate with? Kind of gives a new spin on GG's doesn't it?

 

[lucy_love]

Wow, do I feel used !
It aint proper to drop a bomb like "never mind" and not tell us what it was ???

I know! Sorry

I was looking for a thread, but I found it (the TCD missing thread, I'm worried about him)

I have been neglecting the boards because I got a "real" job now

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I know! Sorry

I was looking for a thread, but I found it (the TCD missing thread, I'm worried about him)

I have been neglecting the boards because I got a "real" job now

Yeah, we are all worried bout TCD.
And that thing about "neglecting the boards", dont think we havnt noticed missy ! But thats okay, we understand bout that real job thingy too.
Darn shame we havta work for a living,,but hey, if the goverment keeps on the way they have been, WE WON'T BE WORKING FOR A LIVING ! WE won't be working at all !

 

[Born 2 Fish]

So last night Denise wasnt in the best of moods. I try'd to cheer her up by being humorous, kinda just mak'n things up as I went.
She told me that I "couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner."
What'd you spose she meant by that ?

 

[auntie]

Probably meant that, well..that you "couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner."
Oooh..SNAP! Sorry Frank, but she got ya good with that one!

 

[AuburnJen92]

After many wonderful years of use and good times, Old Bessie is proud to serve another family and has left our family. We will no longer be the butt of jokes about how we cannot keep up with golf cart parades and such.

What is the funny part is that Chris loaded Old Bessie onto the trailer, secured her tight, and then walked into the house with the keys. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when the new owner called him back trying to get the cart off the trailer!

Thank goodness I don't have to give the keys to them tomorrow!

 

[stacktester]

After many wonderful years of use and good times, Old Bessie is proud to serve another family and has left our family. We will no longer be the butt of jokes about how we cannot keep up with golf cart parades and such.

What is the funny part is that Chris loaded Old Bessie onto the trailer, secured her tight, and then walked into the house with the keys. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when the new owner called him back trying to get the cart off the trailer!

Thank goodness I don't have to give the keys to them tomorrow!

Don't forget to mention how she drug many of the carts who passed her in the cart parade back to their site when they malfunctioned. I don't think she towed mine but I do remember a certain blue cart behind her. Long live Bessie, may she give the new owner years of service.

 

[LONE-STAR]

After many wonderful years of use and good times, Old Bessie is proud to serve another family and has left our family. We will no longer be the butt of jokes about how we cannot keep up with golf cart parades and such.

What is the funny part is that Chris loaded Old Bessie onto the trailer, secured her tight, and then walked into the house with the keys. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when the new owner called him back trying to get the cart off the trailer!

Thank goodness I don't have to give the keys to them tomorrow!

So what's replacing her? We need a pic.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I don't have one yet.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I don't have one yet.

Wanna borrow one of our pics ?

 

[AuburnJen92]

No I have a cart in mind, but I have to finish paying for it and making it the color I want it to be. Then I will post a pic of the new hotness Bessie.

(edit) I went and picked up a golf cart body yesterday in Orlando and I am going to paint it orange in honor of Bessie. More details as they become available.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

If you don't need it, it's not a bargain.

 

[RvUsa]

If you don't need it, it's not a bargain.

Has Denise been buying ceramic ladybugs for the front yard again????

 

[AuburnJen92]

I bet it was plastic flamingos!

 

[stacktester]

No I have a cart in mind, but I have to finish paying for it and making it the color I want it to be. Then I will post a pic of the new hotness Bessie.

(edit) I went and picked up a golf cart body yesterday in Orlando and I am going to paint it orange in honor of Bessie. More details as they become available.

I still think you sold ol Bessie out. She's gonna cast a curse on your new cart. Remember that Forward Reverse switch that burned out 2 years in a row on your new cart and she had to tow it in? hmmmmm? hmmmmm? Memory comin back now? You better keep that ol FNR switch handy. Just sayin.

 

[clkelley]

Figures, driving to Orlando for work tomorrow and gonna be rainin' the whole way down :-(

Although, I guess it beats being stuck in airports cause all the flights are delayed due to weather.

 

[des1954]

Figures, driving to Orlando for work tomorrow and gonna be rainin' the whole way down :-(

Although, I guess it beats being stuck in airports cause all the flights are delayed due to weather.

First - I hope you got here without a hitch.

Second - It's Friday morning - my day off - and it's pouring hard!!

Oh well - maybe this will fill in the voids left from all the major farms in the area sucking millions of gallons of water from the aquifer to try to save their crops from freezing. That didn't work - and left lots of roads, homes and even a school devastated by sinkholes.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I still think you sold ol Bessie out. She's gonna cast a curse on your new cart. Remember that Forward Reverse switch that burned out 2 years in a row on your new cart and she had to tow it in? hmmmmm? hmmmmm? Memory comin back now? You better keep that ol FNR switch handy. Just sayin.

your green eyes are showing Donnie....

 

[AuburnJen92]

Useless Fact: In a study conducted regarding toilet paper usage, Americans are said to use the most toilet paper per trip to the bathroom, which was seven sheets of toilet paper per trip.