Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[des1954]

BANG!!!!!!

Thank, Carol!

 

[stacktester]

BANG!!!!!!

Is there anyway to add another bullet for Wynotta?

I want one that creates a missing head effect.

 

[clkelley]

Hey Donnie, that was post 2222 on this thread

How's that for useless information

 

[des1954]

Is there anyway to add another bullet for Wynotta?

I want one that creates a missing head effect.

It's WynottaH, boy!! And you better be careful....Wynottah's mom is very protective!!

 

[RvUsa]

I will bet you $1 that Wynottah is the only otter I see this trip!

I still say that otters are a figment of Deb's imagination, and what she sees are really nutria!

 

[BRDof3]

So, how's Rog? We haven't had an update in a while. Hope the back is behaving itself a little better.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

It is a fact that before a likeness is added to the Hall of Presidents, the likeness is approved by the President and his spouse.
I visited the Hall of Presidents this trip and I firmly believe that the likeness of Obama is that of which his wife WISHED he looked like, cause it wasnt a real good likeness from where I sat.
For one thing, he didnt have those ears that made him look like he was ready to take flight off a runway. And his speech was WAY too short for Obama, not once did he say "um, well, um " , and there was NO telepromter.
But he was well dressed.



oh,,and not once did he say, "Let me be perfectly clear."

 

[2goofycampers]

I have felt it coming on since yesterday, it's here PFBS (post fort blues syndrome).

 

[Just Beachy]

I have felt it coming on since yesterday, it's here PFBS (post fort blues syndrome).

Same here.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

You know those people who come back from a vacation and say, "It was nice,, but it's good to be home",
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE !?!?!
Reck'n I'm justa MORAN, but I could live at the Fort on vacation for ever and do all the same things I did on vacation everyday !!

 

[clkelley]

You know those people who come back from a vacation and say, "It was nice,, but it's good to be home",
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE !?!?!
Reck'n I'm justa MORAN, but I could live at the Fort on vacation for ever and do all the same things I did on vacation everyday !!

Bravo!!! Bravo!!! Couldn't have said it better myself!!!!!!

 

[clkelley]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the : United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the : United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

HEY ! Thats my neighbor ! That boy does love his beer , guns, an country,

 

[vick]

You know those people who come back from a vacation and say, "It was nice,, but it's good to be home",
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE !?!?!
Reck'n I'm justa MORAN, but I could live at the Fort on vacation for ever and do all the same things I did on vacation everyday !!

The people who say that didn't vacation at the Fort.

 

[BRDof3]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the : United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

That's funny

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Everybody laughs at the rednecks but if it ever hits the fan in this country we will be the ones with heat, food and shelter.

 

[Just Beachy]

Everybody laughs at the rednecks but if it ever hits the fan in this country we will be the ones with heat, food and shelter.

Scott, SO true!! I never worry about any of those things with my dh around. I love my redneck man!!

 

[3gr8kids]

I needs me a redneck!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I needs me a redneck!

Girl, yer in the wrong part of the country for that ,