Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[ntsammy5]

I can't believe that, considering what you have been thru in your life, you are going to worry about a little rain. Suck it up, soldier. That there is Ranger sunshine!

Thanks for putting everything into perspective -but the problem is the wife - she doesn't like to get wet at all and if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

 

[des1954]

Thanks for putting everything into perspective -but the problem is the wife - she doesn't like to get wet at all and if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

If it rains...stick her in a wheelchair & make a tarp out of a poncho. You did that to me & I didn't get a drop of rain on mah hair or clothing!

 

[ntsammy5]

If it rains...stick her in a wheelchair & make a tarp out of a poncho. You did that to me & I didn't get a drop of rain on mah hair or clothing!

Yeah, the otters still think that was funny!

 

[vick]

I brought Rick home this afternoon, he's doing good!! Will be in fine mode for sitting in a lawn chair for the MDGG!!

Glad to hear Rick is doing good!

 

[ntsammy5]

I brought Rick home this afternoon, he's doing good!! Will be in fine mode for sitting in a lawn chair for the MDGG!!

Did he have a total replacement? How's his rehab/PT going?

 

[clkelley]

Did he have a total replacement? How's his rehab/PT going?

Yes, he had a total replacement. He's doing very well. This one seems to be going much easier than his other knee went.

His PT at the hospital consisted of walking a couple of times a day with a walker, and they've got him that continuous motion machine that he has to be in 6 hours a day (in 2 hour stretches)

Today is is first PT outpatient.

We'll see how that goes.

Of course, all this hinges on the fact that I don't KILL HIM before he recovers.

Men are such terrible patients

 

[ntsammy5]

I still cringe thinking about it - I had serious problems with range of motion for about 3 weeks - mostly because they did some other reconstruction. Thankfully my other knee is fine - if it hadn't been for a sports injury in 1964, I never would have had this one replaced either!

I resemble that remark about men being bad patients!

 

[des1954]

May 12, 1932 - Goofy makes his first appearance as Dippy Dawg in the Mickey Mouse film, "Mickey's Revue."

 

[3gr8kids]

Out of the mouths of babes ~ this from my 4 year old DS this morning as we were driving past a cemetary.
DS says, "Mommy, that is where the dead people "live"". I said, "Really? How did you know that?", and he said, "because yesterday I saw two men planting them there".

 

[clkelley]

Subject: Urgent Message - Alert from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) (UNCLASSIFIED)

Subject: Urgent Message - Alert from the Center for Disease Control (CDC)
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 

[Just Beachy]

Out of the mouths of babes ~ this from my 4 year old DS this morning as we were driving past a cemetary.
DS says, "Mommy, that is where the dead people "live"". I said, "Really? How did you know that?", and he said, "because yesterday I saw two men planting them there".

 

[2goofycampers]

Subject: Urgent Message - Alert from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) (UNCLASSIFIED)

Subject: Urgent Message - Alert from the Center for Disease Control (CDC)
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I am so tired.


It is safe to assume that you're more intelligent than anyone you meet until they prove otherwise.









lets go fish'n,

 

[Born 2 Fish]

So far this has been useless to me,,I don't play golf.
I fish.


To find a golf ball, first look ten yards past where you think you hit it out, then look ten yards short, and finally look five yards further into the rough.

 

[clkelley]

Lol!!!

 

[BRDof3]

To find a golf ball, first look ten yards past where you think you hit it out, then look ten yards short, and finally look five yards further into the rough.

I usually start by loking next to the huge divot I jut took.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Never burst out the doors of an elevator when it arrives at your floor. There is usually some poor slob standing directly in front of the doors waiting to get on who is completely oblivious to the fact that someone may actually want to get off.



lets go fishing.

 

[clkelley]

I can't believe this, it's 54 degrees outside right now and going to 40 something tonite!! We had to crank up the fireplace tonite!!

(I'm glad I leave at least 1 sweatshirt out during the summer).

However, it's not supposed to rain for the next few days WOO HOO!!!!

 

[clkelley]

Hey, the good ol boy from Alabama won Survivor

 

[Gatordad]

Cabin people aren't campers.