Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[BRDof3]

If they laughed their butts off, how did they keep farting?

It works, but it is more of a shotgun blast instead of being finely focused.

 

[auntie]

Phyllis,

Here's that bacon bra you mentioned in another thread!


http://hodja.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/bacon-bra-01.jpg

Jeeze Louise...

I gotta learn to read those "edit" notations, before I click on the links.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Jeeze Louise...

I gotta learn to read those "edit" notations, before I click on the links.

Kind of makes you want to go take a shower, huh?

 

[auntie]

Kind of makes you want to go take a shower, huh?

Big time!...I mean..that's ....that's...I don't even know what that is...




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[ntsammy5]

Big time!...I mean..that's ....that's...I don't even know what that is...

You don't wanna wear that thing near a frying pan

 

[BRDof3]

Useless fact of the day:

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

And it's the cause of 65% of all cases of butt-ocular flatness.

 

[vick]

And it's the cause of 65% of all cases of butt-ocular flatness.

Mine could use a little flatness.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Useless fact of the day:

Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

 

[vick]

Useless fact of the day:

Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

I would love to see an explanation of that!

 

[clkelley]

Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus

 

[3gr8kids]

Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus

I knew that!! And his little sister's name was Alice.

 

[BRDof3]

Useless fact of the day:

Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

So, I guess they got pantsed?

 

[BRDof3]

Useless fact of the day:

Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

In the UK you are more likely to die trying to get into your own pants. In the US you are more likely to die trying to get into someone else's pants!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

In the UK you are more likely to die trying to get into your own pants. In the US you are more likely to die trying to get into someone else's pants!

 

[AuburnJen92]

So, I guess they got pantsed?

I've been pantsed, and yet, I haven't died....(yet)

and I'm half British!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Useless fact of the day:

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Useless fact of the day:

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

once they are fried,,,makes it easier to yank teeth outta yer head.

 

[AuburnJen92]

once they are fried,,,makes it easier to yank teeth outta yer head.

yeah, they don't squirm as much!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

xtra crispy.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Useless fact of the day:

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

"You, light up my life",