Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[RvUsa]

Hey Dave, yeah thanks, feeling better every day! I can't wait to go camping, I look forward to it every winter! I just need some tires and some money and I AM OUTTA HERE!!! LOL

 

[DaveInTN]

I just need some tires and some money and I AM OUTTA HERE!!! LOL

You need tires and money....and I'm tired of not having any money.

 

[DaveInTN]

Krispy Kreme Wisdom

One Krispy Kreme is tasty
Two Krispy Kreme's are quite satisfying
Three Krispy Kreme's are really great and filling
Four Krispy Kreme's cause one to enter a sugar-induced mania, get out the saw and take it out on the tree in the backyard.

Don't ask how I know this.

Oh, and thank you Frank and Denise for the donuts!

 

[2goofycampers]

It's so hot, how hot is it?
I took the dog for a walk made it to the end of the driveway she stopped and looked at me like why is it I want to walk with you again? Turned around and came back inside.

 

[colston]

OK. Talking about hot - I have a hot wife but I an such a dork!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Do you want a amen to that ?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)







If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Queen Elizabeth came into the Kreme yesterday morning and bought doughtnutz ! (yes, that queen,,the one from medieval times) She was in her underwear ! And I took pictures !!

 

[Memph1s]

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)

OMG what have I done. I hope I did not hurt anyone.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)






If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)

So I figured one fart would heat up a cup of coffee. I had the gas and the cold coffee but all I got was a stinkin cup of coffee!

 

[DaveInTN]

So I figured one fart would heat up a cup of coffee. I had the gas and the cold coffee but all I got was a stinkin cup of coffee!

 

[DaveInTN]

Queen Elizabeth came into the Kreme yesterday morning and bought doughtnutz ! (yes, that queen,,the one from medieval times) She was in her underwear ! And I took pictures !!

please tell me she was on her way to the Renaissance festival, and not on her way home from a night out.

 

[2goofycampers]

please tell me she was on her way to the Renaissance festival

yes

 

[des1954]

I just need some tires and some money and I AM OUTTA HERE!!! LOL

Rick discovered dry rot on our tires when we pulled in from the Fort today. So, I need some $$$ for tires, then the tires, then some more $$$ for Fortin' and then I'm BACK outta here!!!

P.S. We bit the bullet for a premium site this past weekend (Site 1313), and I loved it. I didn't have any coquina shell in the coach to vacuum out! That, to me, is worth the extra $$!! During the off season I'll spring for premium. During peak time, it'll have to be a full hook-up. (Awwww, like I HATE 1700 - not)

 

[AuburnJen92]

We put 6 new tires on the MH back in early Nov. 2300 smackaronies. I am glad we did it though, as it really needed it. Now I am saving for an oil change for the engine and gen.

I know y'all like preferred and premium, but I will vacuum. I have a golf cart, will travel!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Rick discovered dry rot on our tires when we pulled in from the Fort today. So, I need some $$$ for tires, then the tires, then some more $$$ for Fortin' and then I'm BACK outta here!!!

Does this mean that we won't be see'n ya'll at Guntersville this weekend ?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


However, pigs can fly,

I know that for certain,
I saw it onna Burger King commercial .

 

[BRDof3]

Had a cold front come through this evening that brought a big wind with it. The TT is sitting in the driveway and I have the front scissor jacks down. The wind managed to blow the block of wood out from under the right scissor jack, I found it in the middle of the driveway.

I probably didn't have it down as tight as I would if I was camping, but it was firmly pressed down on the wood block. I'm still trying to figure out how it managed to do that without causing any damage to the TT at all.

Go figure.

 

[BRDof3]

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

What about hippos? (I was gonna make a mother-in-law joke here, but decided I'd better behave).

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?