Useless Facts/Chit Chat Thread

[RvUsa]

Ok what network you watching, I got dish, with like 5 million channels I should be able to watch with ya

 

[Gatordad]

Im 5'8"......and used to have a 60" waist....so I was almost square, but in a ROUND way. You tall guys are so lucky.....ya automatically get respect....us short fat boys have to work hard or wear an Armani suit to get taken seriously!! And, yes....there have been times when Ive wanted someone to take me seriously!!!! Im not always a clown!!!!!

I'm a sad clown

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Im 5'8"......and used to have a 60" waist....so I was almost square, but in a ROUND way. You tall guys are so lucky.....ya automatically get respect....us short fat boys have to work hard or wear an Armani suit to get taken seriously!! And, yes....there have been times when Ive wanted someone to take me seriously!!!! Im not always a clown!!!!!

If you get a pinstriped suit, it makes you look taller and slimmer. Just be sure the stripes run vertically. If it's a dark one and you wear a hat and some saddle shoes, I bet people would take you seriously.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Ok what network you watching, I got dish, with like 5 million channels I should be able to watch with ya

AMC.

The physician just lit up a cigarette - talk about setting a good example.

 

[RvUsa]

Ok I am watching too, commercial break so now what do I do?

 

[ntsammy5]

Ok what network you watching, I got dish, with like 5 million channels I should be able to watch with ya

I just got Directv HD (I've had Direct for 5 years). There are tons of channels now and there's still nothing good on.

You guys are playing virtual TV watching. Neat!

And Rog -- maybe you should change your name to SpongeRogSquarePants.

FWG -- got the day off?

I'm at work and not doing any!

 

[PolynesianPixie]

If you get a pinstriped suit, it makes you look taller and slimmer. Just be sure the stripes run vertically. If it's a dark one and you wear a hat and some saddle shoes, I bet people would take you seriously.

AMC is going to your head.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Ok I am watching too, commercial break so now what do I do?

Write post 1729, of course.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

It's back on - the alien escaped from the hospital, but he's walking around with some crappy suitcase - you would think if they are so advanced they would have better luggage. There's that guy on tv with the hat again.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Ooops. FtWGuy beat you to it.

 

[RvUsa]

Hey, thats aute Bea from andy griffith isn't it?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I don't understand why everybody wants to kill this guy - he didn't do anything. Hey, Aunt Bea is on this movie - from the old Andy Griffith show - but she's a lot younger.

 

[RvUsa]

LOL thread lag, you answered my question before I asked it.

 

[Gatordad]

was she dressed as a nun?

 

[ntsammy5]

This thread is going over 2000 today

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Hey, thats aute Bea from andy griffith isn't it?

Yep, that's Bea. And she's looking hot. FWGirl just brought me some wine, so this movie should get interesting now.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

This space ship is like a futuristic RV - so why doesn't he stay there?

 

[RvUsa]

I would love to have just one of the cars that are driving around, You could make a fortune with it now.

 

[RvUsa]

Isn't Wilford Brimley dead? How does he keep make all these commercials?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

He's under contract - he has to come back once in a while just to make a commercial.