Useless Facts/Chit Chat Thread

[bigdisneydaddy]

So much for my try at humility

 

[Gatordad]

This being a camping forum means that "beer" is always relevant due to its importance in the camping scheme.
I am Mr "on topic" I never stray or hijack a thread
I am just a simple man trying to make the Dis a better place, a "giver" if you will.

SCOTT

We hereby pay our last respects to Scott's get out of jail free card.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

We hereby pay our last respects to Scott's get out of jail free card.

I dont think I ever officially had one. I just use my boyish good looks and charm to win the Mods over

 

[Colson39]

Ok, so I'm back. Would have posted earlier, but of course work decided to make it a crazy morning

Trip was great, had an absolute blast. The weather was perfect, it was in the low 70's, great breeze, not a cloud in the sky. Couldn't ask for better weather.

Food and Wine festival was amazing, there just was so much more this year, they really went all out. The amount of good food compared to other years was noticeable, and the drinks were great. Memorable moment of the weekend, I was propositioned by a 40 year old lady at the All Star to join her in her room for drinks, while I was surrounded by my mom, mother-in-law, pregnant wife, and pregnant wifes best friend. "Hey Mr. Party Man, come join me in my room for some Captain Morgan". Yes, the All Star always lives up to the hype. Can't wait for the Fort in a few weeks


Here are a few of the pictures, sorry about the size, that's why i'm only uploading a few


Just entering Epcot, someone is happy:

This might be the earliest I've ever seen the Christmas tree up at Epcot:

The girls enjoying some drinks and food near the Ireland stand:

Me with a goofy face playing the bongos:

This is for Ft. WildernessGuy, self portrait of me enjoying an Octoberfest

Last picture, it was really windy that day

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Looks like you had a good time. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Us3]

Fun times at F&W Fest! And the All-star lady...how funny! Hope you guys had a great time....what was your wife's fav food at F&W being pg for the first time?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I can almost taste that beer.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

what on earth did I stumble on (or step in)? So this is the thread started so that others aren't highjacked? .... and that's working for you?

actually, it is kind of fun. I want to be otterly useless, too. Although, Can I admit that bigdaddyrog kinda scares me? now he has a get out of jail free card, too!

So, what number post am I?

 

[ntsammy5]

I want to be otterly useless, too.

It's hard to be perfect at anything, but I've been otterly useless for years!

 

[Gatordad]

Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Um. I do have a question. A real question, hopefully I won't be banned for hijacking. I otter be shot for asking...

Since this is my first time at FW, what is it that keeps you regulars coming back? What are the best things about FW? Besides whipping up a Kungaloosh in a magic bullet?

 

[clkelley]

Great pictures Colson!!!

Can't wait to get back for my last hurrah on my AP next month!!!

(I wussed out however, staying in a resort this time, Coronado Springs, first time for me!!)

Now back to the otterly useless stuff, we had our first freeze of the year this morning, brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

There are also some new camping pictures on my blog. I met up with other folks with campers like mine. Lots of fun!!!

 

[Rhonda]

Um. I do have a question. A real question, hopefully I won't be banned for hijacking. I otter be shot for asking...

Since this is my first time at FW, what is it that keeps you regulars coming back? What are the best things about FW? Besides whipping up a Kungaloosh in a magic bullet?

This would be a great new thread question! Please start it when you have a chance!

Besides, this thread is pretty much useless when it comes to answering FW questions.

 

[Gatordad]

Pixie should be banned for life for trying to hijack the unhijackable thread.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

...Although, Can I admit that bigdaddyrog kinda scares me? now he has a get out of jail free card, too!

I scare you? C'mon.....Im a tad bit insane, but completely harmless....you'd be a runner in the madness marathon too if you had four daughters, two of them SLAM DEAD in the middle of their "I'm a tough REBEL" stage, and an overbearing wife who fools people into thinking she's the sweetest woman on earth,....and to top it all off you had to work with 20-50 females everynight, half of which are drunk, the other half probably on something much worse than alcohol...all wearing nothing more than a thong and 8" heels most of the night. I shaved my hair off 16 years ago just so I'd stop pulling it out!!! Don't even get me started on sexual frustration!!! I tried being an alcoholic, but it just didn't stick, it's hard to tell teenage girls not to drink when you're slurring your words!! My world is filled with estrogen, tampons and outta wack hormones....I finally got a male in the house with me 6 months ago (grandson), thought that it would be nice to have some back up...but, man....he's gotta lot to learn about being a he-man, heck, he thinks that the greatest tool in the world (duct tape) is a teething ring and slobers all over it.....I gotta big responsibility making sure he's not pansified by all these females in the house. And to top THAT off....I can't get my foot into my good boots anymore!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!! whew, better now.
But, really, I'm ok( someone help )


Hows that for a unending ramble of useless facts?

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I scare you? C'mon.....Im a tad bit insane, but completely harmless....you'd be a runner in the madness marathon too if you had four daughters, two of them SLAM DEAD in the middle of their "I'm a tough REBEL" stage, and an overbearing wife who fools people into thinking she's the sweetest woman on earth,....and to top it all off you had to work with 20-50 females everynight, half of which are drunk, the other half probably on something much worse than alcohol...all wearing nothing more than a thong and 8" heels most of the night. I shaved my hair off 16 years ago just so I'd stop pulling it out!!! Don't even get me started on sexual frustration!!! I tried being an alcoholic, but it just didn't stick, it's hard to tell teenage girls not to drink when you're slurring your words!! My world is filled with estrogen, tampons and outta wack hormones....I finally got a male in the house with me 6 months ago (grandson), thought that it would be nice to have some back up...but, man....he's gotta lot to learn about being a he-man, heck, he thinks that the greatest tool in the world (duct tape) is a teething ring and slobers all over it.....I gotta big responsibility making sure he's not pansified by all these females in the house. And to top THAT off....I can't get my foot into my good boots anymore!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!! whew, better now.
But, really, I'm ok( someone help )


Hows that for a unending ramble of useless facts?

Yes. That was scary. You know the scariest part? You just described my DH! Oh my gosh I'm married to you! No, except for the naked women thing~at least I'm pretty sure about that one . And no Grandchildren yet -God forbid! I am the overbearing wife that fools people into thinking she is the sweetest woman on earth, though

Now who needs help?

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Pixie should be banned for life for trying to hijack the unhijackable thread.

Oh come on....

 

[PolynesianPixie]

This would be a great new thread question! Please start it when you have a chance!

Besides, this thread is pretty much useless when it comes to answering FW questions.

Gotcha

 

[Gatordad]

Oh come on....

sorry, i'm real protective over the denizens of this thread.

 

[Us3]

For your viewing pleasure..... (after a Kungaloosh or two)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEOApUuQhJg

dh found this in the "tow ratings" section of a popular rv forum.