I am sitting here at just after midnight (I took a nap today and now am WIDE awake) cracking up!!!!!!!!! This whole thing is amusing. You know for $36 a pop-- I couldn't even imagine.
Wouldn't it be fitting and hilarious to actually send the winner bidder used socks! I guess you might get some negative feedback, but heck, it would be worth it just to imagine the look on their face!