I love this one, mostly because of the truth in it. By the way, I consider you a real friend, just in case.I always enjoyed, friends help you move, real friends help you move....bodies
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My husband started this one in our house -- usually it is used when he is talking about something "we" are going to do that I haven't agreed to do (i.e.: watch a football game, wash the car) so I'll ask him, "Who's going to do that? You and the mouse in your pocket?" Sounds like the same concept...When I was little, if I said something about what are we doing or where are we going, my Grandpa would say, "We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?" I promise it sounds funnier when he would say it.
That is exactly how my Grandpa meant it.My husband started this one in our house -- usually it is used when he is talking about something "we" are going to do that I haven't agreed to do (i.e.: watch a football game, wash the car) so I'll ask him, "Who's going to do that? You and the mouse in your pocket?" Sounds like the same concept...
I love this one, mostly because of the truth in it. By the way, I consider you a real friend, just in case.
Oh forgot my favorite: You were the best mistake we ever made.
(Mom had her tubes tied and they came undone. She had me 1 month after finding out she was pregnant at the age of 40)