WELL!!! Are you sweating to the oldies yet??
I have one and some pepper spray also. Us country folk get scared when we go to the big city. DH got me a stun gun when I started working downtown Portland many years ago.
What? Did someone call me?
CHOCOLATE??!! CHOCOLATE??!! What you need to do is threaten Mikalah with a bag of carrots if she doesn't go back to bed!
I believe Winco has them also.
One you get past about 4 kids in the house there isn't much difference! My house is always full of kids. I think a couple of them even belong to me!

So did you play Blue Tarp on your trip? Did the kids like it?
LIFE LESSON #8787466736754899841 NEVER GIVE THE SILK FICUS TREE A SHOWER IN THE MASTER BATHROOM RIGHT BEFORE YOU WANT TO GO TO BED. BECAUSE IT'S STILL DRIPPING AND I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP WITH ALL THAT NOISE!!