Universal Orlando: The Online Epic

[Robinrs]

...sue them and horn in on the free lunch, they ducked out quickly and hid out in the...

 

[nhrenee]

....Jurassic Park ride. They were both wearing fatigues and holding...

 

[the Legend]

... up guests as floated by in the JP Rafts. 'Stand and Deliver!' They would cry. 'We are searching for the eluisive ...

 

[BarryHom]

...Goombah of Snackatobia!" Suddenly, the Raptor cage dropped and out came...

 

[MsDisney]

....Emerald Raptor...He said, "WAAAASSSSSUUUUUUPPPPP????!!!!" and ran through the stunned crowd to....

 

[IOAfan]

...the IOA lagoon, where he jumped in only to find out...

IOAfan

 

[rangebob]

They had all the water drained due to them re-furbishing the lagoon but he landed on...

 

[MsDisney]

...Notatourist who was sunbathing on Sneetch Beach instead of her usual grassy knoll...she yelled,... "

 

[nhrenee]

..*%$#**&%$#....."

 

[BarryHom]

Then she said, "You must put on this rinestone thong before you can enter Sneetch Beach!" He didn't want to wear it, but MIB999999 said, "I want to wear that stylish thing!" He hid behind a bent palm tree and...

 

[ddrdisneymix2]

He put it on. He came out and Noutorist thought it looked...

 

[MsDisney]

...extremely sexy!!! After she regained her composure she said to him....

 

[MIB999999]

could i interest you in a dip in the IOA lagoon. While splashing about near the abandoned island skipper cruise boat they found MsDis wearing her own little rhinestone outfit. They all launched the boat and went to.....

 

[MsDisney]

Popeye and Bluto's Bilge Rat Barges...since they were all already soaked...when they got there, the shocked ride op said to MIB....

 

[nhrenee]

...the lady looks nice but YOU are scared all the tourons away....

 

[MsDisney]

....so MIB said "good, that's how I like it...tourons screaming and running away from me...I guess from now on, it's my spidey shirt and a rhinestone thong as my theme park attire...just then, security appeared on the scene, led by Earl who said..."

 

[BarryHom]

"You are making us all look bad by scoring 999,999 all the time on MIB. You are hereby banished to Buzz Lightyear's Spacespin." MIB999999 said...

 

[IOAfan]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!! You have to let me stay at USF!!! I am no good on Buzz Lightyear!!!!" Earl said....

IOAfan

 

[the Legend]

"Are you a Man or a Mouseketeer?". He gave MIB a slap on the bottom, the rhinestone g-string was enough to put a smile on the face of even this most staunch of Security Guards, "Beside they'll never let you ...

 

[ddrdisneymix2]

They'd never let you where that thing at MK. Too many toddlers would be at eye level. So MIB said...