I love a good mystery....
I wish my parents were funny as you guys are.....instead I am the almost 32-year old with constant eye rolling. Not that they arent amusing but their humor is very dry compared to you all.....if anyone is lookign to adopt an adult child I am your girl. (all the fun of a kid with no potty training involved....)
Loving it so far.After the BOB group photo Robin and Heather decided to tell our friends Becky and Sean how we'd missed them on this trip.
Then some of the ladies had planned on a Tiara Tart meet. Seemed some of the ladies wanted to be a princess (and apparently felt they hadnt married "A Prince") and they donned on Tiara's.
Robin, Lori, Di, Jen and Heather.
Thats when Lori came up to me and said " I know who put the Red Br@ FE on your door"!!!!! I was like...Tell Me Please!!!
She replied " If you get your picture taken with us wearing a Tiara, i'll tell you!
Desperate to know, i agreed and a photo was snapped. Fortunatly for me, Robin didnt take a picture, but i'm guessing Lori has one.
After the photo, i pleaded "so tell me". Lori responded "It was me!!"
Finally, mystery solved. I commended her on the FEand started to walk away, happy as could be.
Instantly AFEG, who had still been around from the group photo session, approached me and said "Mike, Lori didnt make it. I know who did and it wasnt Lori!" ahhhhhhhh
I immediately confronted Lori and she responded "Oh I didnt make it. I just wanted you to wear the Tiara".
Robin was laughing at me as i responded to Lori, " I never thought you'd lie to me!!", to which Lori replied " Guess you dont know me very well then.You gotta watch those redheaded chics.
Now AFEG (a fat english gent) has been known as the "International Man of Mystery" on our thread for quite some time now. Women love him and men want to be like him.But i discarded the idea of him being the FE mastermind because whoever did it had to be a women with all the sewing and craftwork involved. But he seemed to know who did it and i made it my mission to make him crack.
Heres AFEG from a dismeet this summer.
It was later this afternoon that one of the saddest days in the history of DCL and the Dis happened. I've mentioned before about the mysterious woman know only as BIGRED. Men love her, but the women despise her.
Some go as far as to call her a Tart. I believe thats where Robin got her Dis name Tart Annihilator.
It was a sunny day on deck 10.
BigRed liked to hang out there and sun herself. Out of nowhere, a gang of bobber ladies, all with pillows, started pelting poor Red senseless.
Heres some of the founding members of the NAPFL(north american pillow fight league) perfecting their craft
They pounded that poor girl till she could no longer keep her balance and she fell overboard.Now some thought her ample "personalities" would act as life perservers and keep her afloat. But i was taking no chances and dove in after her. Much to my dismay, even Underdog couldnt save the poor girl. We can only hope that some passing ship found her later and she's alive and well.
In appreciation of my efforts, the Captain gave me this bravery award.
Well now that depends on how much money you have.
We have a 32yr old son and a 22yr old daughter, and 2 grandkids, but if you can bring enough cash to the table, i'm sure we could get the adoption paperwork started.
Theres a rumor going around that one of these came up missing during the Smoothie Meet. Someone also wanted one of those 1/2 mug sugar holders, but its unknown if he/she claimed one. Lets hope not.
It was later this afternoon that one of the saddest days in the history of DCL and the Dis happened. I've mentioned before about the mysterious woman know only as BIGRED. Men love her, but the women despise her.
Some go as far as to call her a Tart. I believe thats where Robin got her Dis name Tart Annihilator.
It was a sunny day on deck 10.
BigRed liked to hang out there and sun herself. Out of nowhere, a gang of bobber ladies, all with pillows
Heres some of the founding members of the NAPFL(north american pillow fight league) perfecting their craft
They pounded that poor girl till she could no longer keep her balance and she fell overboard.
Gasp!!! It's bad enough "someone" put a menu in her bag, now she's getting blamed for hi-jacking one of those groovy sugar holders?? Poor BOBer. She's sooo misunderstood.
i'm stunned!!
Ding Dong! Big Red is dead. Which Big Red? The Wicked Red!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Red is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Red is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Red is dead!
Hmmmm....maybe her "personalities" were just blow-ups and all the pillow pounding flattened them...I bet she is really still onboard.....LOL....
SEW....back to the Red Br@..I am hooked.
We first met Chuck and Nancys son Tony & Stacy on the KK1
Our regular servers knew my eating habits. NO FOOD TOUCHING!! I specifically told the waiter i wanted a porterhouse steak and fries. Nothing on the steak. No veggies on the plate!!
i can still taste it.
Continued.......
Lets finish this day at sea....
After i recieved my bravery award, the Captain was so gratefull, he agreed to
let me go over the survielance tapes from our hallway in hopes of figuring out my FE dilema. He told me to stop by the bridge later that evening.
For dinner this evening we had been invited to Topsiders by Tony and Stacy.
cruise and found them to be great kids. (really missed Kristin on this cruise)
The apple truly doesnt fall far from the tree with these kids.
Now on certain nights, Topsiders serves a regular dinner with menu. I believe the waiters are actually "servers in training". Not sure about the chef.
We had gone here on our last Wonder cruise and found it to be very nice.
(Since we are not big fans of the fancy Palo's, this suits us just fine)
Unfortunatly, while the company was great, the meal left a LOT to be desired.
Sure enough, my steak arrived and it was COVERED with asparagus!!
Now usually i'd have sent it back, but we had waited so long to get our meal, i just took one for the team and ate it. Even though it still had ASPARAGUS JUICE all over it!!
We noticed across the room that Dis legend Cass, her hubby Rob and Kira were also dining here tonight. We felt really bad for them because we knew they'd been sick A LOT on the cruie.
I was dying to make a little "Quarantined" sign and place it on their table, but i thought better of it.
After dinner, we just relaxed and people watched on the comfy chairs next to the DVC desk. We were getting tired as we'd been awake since 5:45 am.
Afeg & his wife Hazel stopped by for a little while to chat.
We then stopped by the bridge to look over the hallway tapes, (several distinctive clues!!) then went to bed at 10:00.
Tomorrow would be Castawy Cay day.
A mixed blessing. So much fun, but in the back of your mind we knew the cruise was nearly over.
Ditto from Diane. Great job Nancy. I loved it!!!!!Ding Dong! Big Red is dead. Which Big Red? The Wicked Red!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Red is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Red is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Red is dead!
Ding Dong! Big Red is dead. Which Big Red? The Wicked Red!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Red is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Red is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Red is dead!
Brilliant!
Cone on Dawg.... we're waiting for the next update
Well I dont know about bringing cash to the table but I pay my own bills and I dont ask for any money...does that count for anything???
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