After the BOB group photo Robin and Heather decided to tell our friends Becky and Sean how we'd missed them on this trip.
Then some of the ladies had planned on a Tiara Tart meet. Seemed some of the ladies wanted to be a princess (and apparently felt they hadnt married "A Prince") and they donned on Tiara's.
Robin, Lori, Di, Jen and Heather.
Thats when Lori came up to me and said " I know who put the Red Br@ FE on your door"!!!!! I was like...Tell Me Please!!!
She replied " If you get your picture taken with us wearing a Tiara, i'll tell you!
Desperate to know, i agreed and a photo was snapped. Fortunatly for me, Robin didnt take a picture, but i'm guessing Lori has one.
After the photo, i pleaded "so tell me". Lori responded "It was me!!"
Finally, mystery solved. I commended her on the FE
and started to walk away, happy as could be.
Instantly AFEG, who had still been around from the group photo session, approached me and said "Mike, Lori didnt make it. I know who did and it wasnt Lori!" ahhhhhhhh
I immediately confronted Lori and she responded "Oh I didnt make it. I just wanted you to wear the Tiara".
Robin was laughing at me as i responded to Lori, " I never thought you'd lie to me!!", to which Lori replied " Guess you dont know me very well then.
You gotta watch those redheaded chics.
Now AFEG (a fat english gent) has been known as the "International Man of Mystery" on our thread for quite some time now. Women love him and men want to be like him.
But i discarded the idea of him being the FE mastermind because whoever did it had to be a women with all the sewing and craftwork involved. But he seemed to know who did it and i made it my mission to make him crack.
Heres AFEG from a dismeet this summer.
It was later this afternoon that one of the saddest days in the history of
DCL and the Dis happened. I've mentioned before about the mysterious woman know only as BIGRED. Men love her, but the women despise her.
Some go as far as to call her a Tart. I believe thats where Robin got her Dis name Tart Annihilator.
It was a sunny day on deck 10.
BigRed liked to hang out there and sun herself. Out of nowhere, a gang of bobber ladies, all with pillows
, started pelting poor Red senseless.
Heres some of the founding members of the NAPFL(north american pillow fight league) perfecting their craft
They pounded that poor girl till she could no longer keep her balance and she fell overboard.
Now some thought her ample "personalities" would act as life perservers and keep her afloat. But i was taking no chances and dove in after her. Much to my dismay, even Underdog couldnt save the poor girl. We can only hope that some passing ship found her later and she's alive and well.
In appreciation of my efforts, the Captain gave me this bravery award.
