Ugly (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

Two football players are sitting in a dorm and talking about
girls. One says to the other, "I never get lucky, I'm just
too ugly..."

The other player says: "No man, you just need to go to where
I live. There girls don't even care what you look like." So
the ugly guy says, "Well lets go!"

They take the bus and get off in the friend's neighborhood.
They start walking down the street, and the ugly guy turns
and sees this beautiful woman across the street, curling her
finger towards herself and saying, "come here." The ugly guy
turns toward his friend and says, "You were right. I'll meet
up with you later, see ya!"

So he runs across the street and starts following the woman.
She disappears for a brief moment around the bend of a
building and then reappears signaling with her finger, "come
here."

He continues to follow after her. She disappears behind
another building, then reappears once again... still curling
her finger, "come here." Finally, he sees her at the top of
an apartment's stairs... one last time she curls her finger,
"come here."

He goes up the stairs and walks into the apartment which is
pitch dark. He closes the door behind him, and suddenly the
lights turn on. There he sees the woman pointing at three
kids saying, "I told you if you were bad I was going to
bring you the Boogie Man!"