Uggh!! Why does life have to be so unfair?

[tkitty]

No, she had to reschedule her last trip to Disneyworld because she had to co-star in a new movie with.....um mm....
Morgan Fairchild!
Yeah.....Morgan Fairchild, that's the ticket!

Lol! I loved that skit- Jon Lovitz- Yeah, that's the ticket!

 

[cm8]

Oh I know OP, my life sucks too! My wallet is too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!
Ahhhh, first world problems...

, this had me laughing so hard I almost coughed up a lung

 

[labfan]

This thread definitely provided some good laughs tonight. But the best part was the contribution of the Dole Whip recipe.
I can now have my Dole Whip fix.
Of course, Life is so unfair that I have to settle for making my own since I now have to wait a whole year to get one at Disney.

 

[Tink60]

This thread definitely provided some good laughs tonight. But the best part was the contribution of the Dole Whip recipe.
I can now have my Dole Whip fix.
Of course, Life is so unfair that I have to settle for making my own since I now have to wait a whole year to get one at Disney.

Dole Whip recipe? I missed that , someone point me to the page or repost it , my saliva glands are activating as I type this......

 

[Monkeyfeet]

I SO understand OP! The damn helicopter on our 4th yacht needs a new part and we wanted to take that yacht to go to one of our 8 condos but instead we have to go to our castle in Ireland. It really sucks Life can be so horribly unfair!

 

[chartle]

OH MY! You do not understand the magnitude of this discovery. Do you have any idea of the possibilities!!!!

Dole Whip recipe? I missed that , someone point me to the page or repost it , my saliva glands are activating as I type this......

that will give you something that may be close but if you want a real dole whip just buy exactly the same mix Disney does.

http://www.precisionfoodsstore.com/dole-pineapple-soft-serve.html

 

[WillAustin]

that will give you something that may be close but if you want a real dole whip just buy exactly the same mix Disney does.

http://www.precisionfoodsstore.com/dole-pineapple-soft-serve.html

That mix works perfectly in our Cuisinart soft serve maker.

 

[focusondisney]

Let me explain, there is NOTHING more important than doing something fun as a FAMILY. I feel our family time is disintergrating and that is a MOUNTAIN.

Well, whatever you do, don't even think about taking those kids out of their activities just for "family time". That is considered child abuse.

Darn it!! Hawaii makes me think of pineapples and now I want a Dole Whip...

No, she had to reschedule her last trip to Disneyworld because she had to co-star in a new movie with.....um mm....
Morgan Fairchild!
Yeah.....Morgan Fairchild, that's the ticket!

Darn that massive wind storm last night. Had to sit in the dark & couldn't Dis with no power. Look at all the fun I missed...

And where is Jennasis when you need her? This thread needs a good pair of JazzHands!!!

 

[MoonFaerie]

That mix works perfectly in our Cuisinart soft serve maker.

I just had a life changing moment. It never ever occurred to me that we could get a soft serve maker at home.