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Earning My Ears
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2010
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Sitting @ MCO waiting for my flight and wanted
To share my musings.
First off, been reading since 2001. Decided to share this time.
Big hand
To Disney for finally putting in two ply bathroom tissue. It used to ruin my day every time I would need to make a pit stop and contend with single ply that you could only get off 1 or 2 squares at a time. I need a good wad of double ply to keep the crack between my cheeks happy. I feel sorry for the wenches who end up with a wet hand. Good thing the bathrooms always have an ample supply of soap and towels.
Get rid of fast pass... Except for at the bathrooms. And what is with eating at a world showcase restaurant and having to stand in line for that bathroom?
Disney should give everyone motorized carts, this way they won't be bumping into me... Or actually, they can be operated like bumper cars. Just slam people out of the way.
What is with "the stoppers." They stop in the middle of a major path to have a conversation. I would politely say "excuse me" with no response from the offenders. I would try a second time and they Still wouldn't move. By day two I would bark "EXCUSE
ME" and they would move their keister.
The up your butt people. You're standing in line And they are touching your butt. Boundaries people! Do not touch my body parts.
Children running around out Of control while lazy parents Do nothing but watch their little imbeciles, I mean precious snowflakes.
Note to parent.. It was fifty degrees out. Do not dress a baby in shorts while their feet are bare. Florida does not mean it will be eighty degrees. Poor baby.
The Mexico restaurant was good (the one across from the temple).
30 percent discount for eating before 12 pm was great at select counter service restaurants.
Note to the wench at beaches and cream who thought she knew what an egg cream was and asked me if I wanted it in a cone...get a clue.
Everyone should be given copious amounts of alcohol; they would be much happier standing on line.
Picture taking should not be allowed when it holds up a line, especially in front of Mr. Potato head at Toy Story Mania.
Strollers should be eliminated. Children should be made to walk or carried by their parents.
Oh, I found a good place to use the lavatory in Mk that wasn't totally packed any time I used it. Right near the plaza restaurant
Oh and to the little kid that kept punching the casey's statue in the nuts, it is a statue, not a toy.
Disney needs to get the attendants to do a better job of keeping the mens room clean or just eject the pigs.
To the jerks who kept sticking their hands and feet out on the MK Train, I hope you lose them.. You deserve it and you were upsetting the train people.
To share my musings.
First off, been reading since 2001. Decided to share this time.
Big hand
To Disney for finally putting in two ply bathroom tissue. It used to ruin my day every time I would need to make a pit stop and contend with single ply that you could only get off 1 or 2 squares at a time. I need a good wad of double ply to keep the crack between my cheeks happy. I feel sorry for the wenches who end up with a wet hand. Good thing the bathrooms always have an ample supply of soap and towels.
Get rid of fast pass... Except for at the bathrooms. And what is with eating at a world showcase restaurant and having to stand in line for that bathroom?
Disney should give everyone motorized carts, this way they won't be bumping into me... Or actually, they can be operated like bumper cars. Just slam people out of the way.
What is with "the stoppers." They stop in the middle of a major path to have a conversation. I would politely say "excuse me" with no response from the offenders. I would try a second time and they Still wouldn't move. By day two I would bark "EXCUSE
ME" and they would move their keister.
The up your butt people. You're standing in line And they are touching your butt. Boundaries people! Do not touch my body parts.
Children running around out Of control while lazy parents Do nothing but watch their little imbeciles, I mean precious snowflakes.
Note to parent.. It was fifty degrees out. Do not dress a baby in shorts while their feet are bare. Florida does not mean it will be eighty degrees. Poor baby.
The Mexico restaurant was good (the one across from the temple).
30 percent discount for eating before 12 pm was great at select counter service restaurants.
Note to the wench at beaches and cream who thought she knew what an egg cream was and asked me if I wanted it in a cone...get a clue.
Everyone should be given copious amounts of alcohol; they would be much happier standing on line.
Picture taking should not be allowed when it holds up a line, especially in front of Mr. Potato head at Toy Story Mania.
Strollers should be eliminated. Children should be made to walk or carried by their parents.
Oh, I found a good place to use the lavatory in Mk that wasn't totally packed any time I used it. Right near the plaza restaurant
Oh and to the little kid that kept punching the casey's statue in the nuts, it is a statue, not a toy.
Disney needs to get the attendants to do a better job of keeping the mens room clean or just eject the pigs.
To the jerks who kept sticking their hands and feet out on the MK Train, I hope you lose them.. You deserve it and you were upsetting the train people.
