Two indications I spent too much time on the DIS yesterday

[Honeibee]

Last night a friend was telling me a mutual new acquaintance of ours was gay.

I did not know.

So I said "Spidey sense, yes. Gaydar, not so much."

She was like "Hu?"

I said never mind.



Then I was outside after work in the front yard and well.....ummmm...yeah ok, I farted. There I said it. But I quick looked around to see if anyone was within earshot. Because I did not just want to become another reply on "The Fart Thread."

 

[Honeibee]

 

[smilie]

Ok, thanks to these posts.. there is now apple juice all over my monitor! Too funny.

 

[RickinNYC]

ROFL! Ok, I laughed and choked on some soda. You're quoting a Tag?

The horror.

 

[Honeibee]

ROFL! Ok, I laughed and choked on some soda. You're quoting a Tag?

The horror.

Sad, isn't it?

 

[Honeibee]

{{{Honeibee praying the Tag Fairy doesn't see that she farted in the front yard.}}}

 

[kaylajr]

Hey Tag Fairy did you see this one

to funny

 

[Honeibee]

Hey Tag Fairy did you see this one

to funny

OMG please! Noooo!

 

[MsDisney23]

I hope the Tag Fairy gets you for this! Watch what you Fart For!!!

 

[smilie]

I hope the Tag Fairy gets you for this! Watch what you Fart For!!!

OMG! That's hysterical!

 

[AdventurerKat]

I love that tag. It makes me smile every time I see one of your posts, RickinNYC.

 

[anewvance]

Let's see on both occasions. My sister had 3 boyfriends before her soon to be ex husband... TWO of them are now gay. I'm thinking that gaydar is totally off.

And about that farting... If i'm out early in the morning, like before 7am, I get a stomach ache EVERY time. And I have to admit, farting makes me feel better! I've blamed my daughter, my husband and even my infant son tons of time!!! Ahh, now I feel better.. it was me, all me!