Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World


Dear Cyman,

How are you? :) Can you please use your Marine/police officer powers of persuasion and tell PJ to update this thing posthaste?

Thanks,

MJ

p.s. Joaquin Phoenix is a dope.:rolleyes1
 
Hey, LBelle...any updates on this nigh-forgotten epic, or no?


*yawn*



Where is Donnisha with our update? Jeez, it's not like she has anything going on IRL or nuthin...........:rolleyes:
 

Hey, LBelle...any updates on this nigh-forgotten epic, or no?


*yawn*



Where is Donnisha with our update? Jeez, it's not like she has anything going on IRL or nuthin...........:rolleyes:

wha....huh.......thanks for waking me up!!! :headache:

*wipes drool from side of face*

No....nuthin goin on around here for a donkey's age. :surfweb:
 
Dear Cyman,

How are you? :) Can you please use your Marine/police officer powers of persuasion and tell PJ to update this thing posthaste?

Thanks,

MJ

p.s. Joaquin Phoenix is a dope.:rolleyes1

PJ - I hear you are being a trouble maker (still) - please, PLEASE appease nursiepoo and update the report.



and YES I agree with you nursiepoo - Joaquin Phoenix is a DOPE!!!
 
Alright already! I like that the bbn failed to mention that I didn’t have internet for about a week and I only have one day off a week. Would I want to spend that day catching up on things around the house? Perhaps go to a movie or relax by the pool? No way…I want to write this stinkin trip report!!! (actually, I think it’s time this tr be laid to rest).

ANYWAY…..

We pile into the Hollywood-mobile leaving stalker woman in our dust. I think bbn turned to wave to her. When we got to the exit of the resort, I looked at RS.

“So, which way to Animal Kingdom?” I asked him.

He looked at me with a blank stare.

“Did you or did you not get directions to the Animal Kingdom AND the airport just now?”

Welllllll……I did get the directions in the sense that they were dictated to me, but I didn’t so much listen to them. It’s not one of my strong points.

“Just turn left,” RS said. His voice sounded very tired. Did we wear him out? In just 3 days? AMAZING!

So, we turn left and then right and then left, then we did a u-turn, then some car cut us off and we did some off roading. THEN we took another right, three more lefts, and a few arm flails later we were in a parking spot at Animal Kingdom.

“See,” I said victoriously, “I told you I didn’t need to listen to the directions!”

I think I could practically hear the eyerolls at that point.

Our happy trio gleefully skipped toward the park entrance. Okay, so we were a little tired and there wasn’t as much skipping as the first day, but I think we were all still happy to be there. RS and I were walking with a purpose right to the turnstiles but the bbn was lagging noticeably behind.

“What are you doing, come on!” I started pulling her by the arm.

“But…but….I thought…maybe we should…” She managed to stammer out.

*me tapping my foot impatiently*

“Out with it already, woman!”

“well, I thought we should get a picture by the entrance, but there’s no one to take it.” She finally replied.

As if this was some huge dilemma. :rolleyes: As if there weren’t 18 thousand million people everywhere who would take our picture. I think the bbn’s mother trained her well because she doesn’t talk to strangers. Really, her mama should be proud. However, this trait just annoys me. I walked up to one of the photopass people and asked them to take our picture. They were more than happy to oblige. See, I know things about working at Disney. And I know that these cast members were not busy. They were, in fact, quite bored. They were practically wishing someone would ask them to take their picture. OKAY. Anyway, I see this as a thorn between two roses, no?

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Once we checked that off the list we were finally headed into the park. After a severe lack of obsessing, RS made the executive decision that we were off to retrieve fastpasses for Everest. It only took him 3 days to fully realize that he might as well just make every decision and not involve us. Hey, I’d say he catches on fast! Side note….nowadays I call him Event Coordinator when I visit Crazynurse Ranch because we still make him make all the decisions. Hey, we’re smart, funny, pretty, charming…we can’t be good at everything, right?

The fastpass karma was not pointed in our direction, though. I think everyone has one of those “moments” during a Disney trip. You know, where someone gets overtired or sick of waiting in lines, or hungry, or too hot, or any other number of things. These moments always result in that person having a less than charming reaction to something. I thought that’s what we were about to witness at the fastpass machines, but this chick was taking it to a whole nutha level. Did she miss the memo that Disney is FAMILY ORIENTED???? Her language wasn’t even college dorm oriented!! She was pushing in front of people in a very entitled manner. I was inclined to just let her mooove on by. In all honesty, she was a bit scary and I didn’t want to cross her. The bbn and I sort of parted to let psycho fastpass grump through, but RS had enough of her antics.

He turned to cursing lady and said "Hey, the rest of us didn't get the memo that it was dumba** day at Animal Kingdom. I suggest you do us all a favor and knock it off"

SNAP!!!!!!! Hey, I guess you don’t mess with a cowboy. See, I knew there was a reason we needed RS there! Grumpy woman shamefully makes her way to her rightful spot at the end of the line and the rest of the Animal Kingdom population is able to successfully obtain fastpasses.

Fastpasses in hand, we decided to head somewhere. Thing is, I don’t remember where. Maybe that’s why you shouldn’t take a year to write a tr, who knows? I do know that this time it was the bbn, not ME who got distracted on the way to wherever. Apparently monkeys are very distracting. I humored her by listening to her ramblings about monkeys, her first visit to Animal Kingdom in 1998, blah, blah, blah, on and on, reminiscing….PJ growing weary….so hot outside. I figured at the rate she was talking I could just walk away and she wouldn’t even notice.

On second thought, I figured I should be a good friend and stay and listen to her. But then, I spotted it. A FAN!!!! In a nearby SHADY corner! That sealed the deal. I continued to make the obligatory “I’m listening to you” noises for as long as possible as I disappeared into the distance. Ahhhhhh fan. So nice. I could still see the bbn’s lips moving, still talking. I would say it took her a good 20 minutes before she even realized I was gone. Good thing I never plan on being abducted in her presence, because I really don’t think she’d be at all helpful in rescuing me.

Then she FINALLY stops talking about the darn monkeys and heads to the bathroom. She comes out seconds later looking a bit disconcerted. I shout her name and wave, painting an angelic smile on my face. She doesn’t look all that happy though. Apparently I was supposed to stand vigil over the monkey lecture. Who knew? Once we were all regrouped it was time for our trek through the Himalayan Mountains, it seems we had a date with a certain yeti. That is, if the bbn could once again use her powers of persuasion…..
 
1. “Just turn left,” RS said. His voice sounded very tired. Did we wear him out? In just 3 days? AMAZING!



2. I think the bbn’s mother trained her well because she doesn’t talk to strangers. Really, her mama should be proud. However, this trait just annoys me.



3. Side note….nowadays I call him Event Coordinator when I visit Crazynurse Ranch because we still make him make all the decisions. Hey, we’re smart, funny, pretty, charming…we can’t be good at everything, right?

4. I could still see the bbn’s lips moving, still talking. I would say it took her a good 20 minutes before she even realized I was gone.

1. I dont think he was tired....just sayin.

2. @@. Allow me to list all of your annoying traits. oh wait, this TR is already almost 10 months too long in the making, I wouldnt want to be here another year (at least) p.s. I talk to strangers when the need arises.

3. and he LOVES that. hee hee

4. a little artistic license has been used I see. Even I couldn't talk about monkeys for 20 minutes. ok, maybe I could, but I didn't. so there.



an update is in the works. it's almost over folks.:rolleyes:
 
Ooooh, lookey...an update!

What was the purpose of this thread again? :confused3 :confused3

Anyone?







Anyone?






Bueller?
 
It still was not quite time to use our fastpasses at EE, so we trek along the "Maharajah Jungle Trek". Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My.

Fine. There were no lions or bears, but there were tigers and other animals from the Maharajah Jungle and places within a close proximity. Instead of writing animals in that last sentence, I wrote livestock and had to change it. (You can take the cowgirl outta the barn...)

The weather was certainly reminiscent of a jungle trek. All we were missing was some cool jungle trekking outfits and a beat up Jeep and we would have been golden.

Did y'all know they make you walk along the designated areas and the clearly marked paths? Dangit. I think I was Marlin Perkins in a past life. Walking along the boring path is no fun. I would rather be catching a tiger by it's toe or sumpthn. Remember that rhyme when we were kids? Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, Catch a tiger by it's toe....? Anybody? :listen: Forget it.

Now seems like a good place to quote a favorite saying of mine "LIFE IS A DARING ADVENTURE OR NOTHING AT ALL" I think this fits in nicely with my catching tigers and taken the road less traveled philosophy.

We begin our journey by watching the gibbons. Gibbons are not monkeys. They are apes. Wanna know why they are not considered monkeys? Alrighty sir I will tell you. The main reason is b/c they do not have a tail. That is correct. If it looks like a monkey, smells like a monkey, and swings from a tree like a monkey, but it has no tail...it aint a monkey.

We walk along a bit more and discover the komodo dragons. I remember the MAJOR disappointment when I was around 9 years old and my parents had taken me to the San Diego Zoo and promised to show me a dragon. I was imagining Elliot from "Pete's Dragon" except better. When I looked through the glass and saw the komodo dragon I yelled "IT'S JUST A GIANT LIZARD!" Am I a freakin' genius or what? The komodo dragon is in fact a giant lizard. I found it interesting that when refreshing my memory on the komodo dragon it says "solitary animals except for breeding and eating" I guess that proves the saying it takes two to tango, no?

Mooooving on to the tapir. This animal looks like the aftermath of an anteater and a panda bear romance. Not much to say about it other than it is an odd looking character.

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We trudge ahead. Oh look! A castmember is just about to begin an informative talk on bats. Before she speaks into the microphone, I look over at PJ and say "This HAS to be the monkey lady. She just looks like the monkey lady, ya know?"

PJ smiles and nods in typical Peej fashion. PJ approaches the CM and asks "Do you know anything about monkeys?"

The CM gives Peej a very odd confused look and then makes the decision to begin her informative chat and NOT answer PJ's question. HARUMPH. I mean it makes sense that since she is lecturing on bats that she would have vital monkey info. right?:confused3 :rolleyes1

She walks a few steps away from Peej. But, but we have an important monkey question! We have traveled all this way to learn about monkeys. There are people back on the disboards who have odd monkey fascinations. We need answers woman!

The CM continues talking ad nauseum about the uniqueness of these nocturnal creatures. She stops at one point and inquires "Does anyone have any questions?"

PJ kinda sorta raises her hand and asks "Do you know anything about monkeys?" I laugh. I couldn't help it. The question was just so completely ridiculous and out of place.

The CM bristles and gives us a dirty look and asks "Does anyone ELSE have any questions?" Now is that any way to treat the cute lil hotT college chick?

I give RS the camera and whisper "Take our picture"

"Why?" he whispers back.

"Just do it. We're having a little fun."

I grab PJ "Follow my lead"

Just to let y'all know we were previously triple dog dared to find a monkey lady at WDW and ask her monkey questions and to get our picture with her as proof of our accomplished mission.

I NEVER pass up a triple dog dare.:dog: :dog2: :dogdance:

We walk behind the NONmonkey lady and pretend to be very interested in the artifacts behind her. I whirl PJ around and motion for RS to take the pic. The CM spies the camera and quickly walks out of the frame. I dont think she realized that he was with us AND she did not realize the 2 crazy freaks behind her....yet.

Unfaltered, I wait a moment as she begins to inform us of the lifespan of a golden bat. We slip back in behind her and wave at RS to snap the pic. He does. The CM is caught off guard. She is concerned that she has gotten in the way of a family photo, so she glances over her shoulder. When she sees PJ and I standing there, I thought she was going to literally

lose

it.

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OMGosh All Mighty. If looks could kill, we would be six feet under.

PJ looks at me. I can feel her staring. "Do not look at PJ" I tell myself, but I am powerless. I look. I try not to laugh. I bite my lip. ACK! I cannot suppress it. I burst out laughing. I can't stop.

RS has walked over at this point and the CM practically runs away. He asks "What was that all about?"

I look at PJ. PJ looks at me. It's over. We're gone. Uncontrollable laughter. I know this does not translate as funny to y'all but the COMPLETE absurdity of the situation and then for RonStoppable to innocently snap the picture and having no clue as to why he did that coupled with the fact that we were just given THE dirtiest look given to a WDW guest by a castmember in the history of the world was just too much.

"Show me her mean monkey face and I will take your pic" Surprisingly he does.

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Picture that expression on the poor unsuspecting NONmonkeybutveryintobats lady's face. What can we say? Our talent for ticking off WDW guests has now blossomed into ticking off WDW castmembers. Our capabilities know no limits.:cool2:

Truth be told, I had no idea it would irritate this lady so bad. Any other time that my kids or I have been silly with a castmember, they have always taken it in stride often joining in the silliness. I guess bats are much too serious a topic to mess with. I bet the REAL monkey lady would have loved us. :angel: Doesn't everybody?
 
Great trip report so far E & PJ!

You sure you two haven't been together before?

I look forward to reading the rest!
 

Hey Cyman. It is now PJ's turn, so be in for a loooooong wait.:sad2:

Great trip report so far E & PJ!

You sure you two haven't been together before?

I look forward to reading the rest!

:welcome: dad2t&e!!!

We have been together since, but not before the trip took place.



*sidenote* I told RS that we were at the part of the TR where the monkey lady got mad at us and he started laughing. He said "I have never ever seen a castmember give such a dirty look in all my life. I can't believe how ticked off she was" I wish you guys had been there, the hotT college chicks really do have a talent for ticking people off. What can we say? It's a gift.:upsidedow
 
You two are a HOOT! :rotfl: :rotfl2:

I finally made it to the monkey lady.....I mean the bat lady.
I can only image the look on her face when she saw you two!
I love to mess with the CMs too and most of the time they play along.

Thanks for sharing your trip report....I'm gonna miss reading it through.:sad1:

Kinda feel like I know you...and we haven't even met!
I guess you do really do seem to know someone reading their post.
 
Kinda feel like I know you...and we haven't even met!
I guess you do really do seem to know someone reading their post.

I know what you mean. You should have joined us long ago, you've been robbed of all the fun and merriment. I bet we can drag this out for a few more months if you're lucky.:rolleyes:

OMG!!!! ANOTHER LONG WAIT!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

PJ GET OFF YOUR DUFF AND POST!!!! ;)


She acts like she is busy working, meeting OTHER people in Disney, and getting ready to move. Whatever. I am so sick of her excuses!:upsidedow
 
Ok, I'm in. Lets get on with the report!
:welcome: Have I seen you somewhere before? I know I'm just a Peej, but you seem familiar or somethin. :scratchin

OMG!!!! ANOTHER LONG WAIT!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

PJ GET OFF YOUR DUFF AND POST!!!! ;)
My duff? :confused:

Just re-living that monkey lady moment was making me laugh. I can't even describe the look on that lady's face when we stood in her personal space for a picture. But really, I still wonder as I'm falling asleep at night....do monkeys hate soup????
 

I thought that was a common word...sorry.

Here is the definition (maybe you'll get extra credit for this - :rotfl: )

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
duff
–noun Slang. the buttocks or rump:
If you don't like the way things are, get off your duff and do something about it!


BTW, thanks for posting it has been fun to read about you two :)
 












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