Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[PrincessJasmine08]

I WAS HELPING A PATIENT BREASTFEED. It's in my freakin' job description. duh.

PLUS, I did not text RS. I know lots of stuff. HARUMPH!!!!!!

I saved the text. You WILL proclaim my genius status or else.

Or else what? Bring it.

 

[babynurse1]

Being parched, we amble over to the "Flavors Around the World" Coca Cola pit stop. It is nice and cool, and you can sample different flavors of Coke from around the world. More creative naming by the Imagineers.

Wanna hear a confession?

I have always heard about how horribly awful the drink called "Beverly" is at FLAW. (Hmmm. Wonder if the Imagineers realized that lil acronym? Yes, I know I fudged it a bit, but get over it.) I have seen the pictures of your little kids making their disgusted faces as y'all surprised them with this unpalatable drink. Heck, I even did it to my kids. Yes, I even took pictures.

Here's where the confession comes in. I never actually tasted "Beverly" when I was there with my kids. I only pretended to. I'm a purty good trickster when I wanna be, and my family never knew the difference.

For some reason, I told RonStoppable of my trickery and while he was not surprised, he insisted that THIS would be the trip I was going to drink "Beverly" AND he was taking a picture. See, my kids and my dh think it's funny when they give me really sour candy and trick me into tasting it, because they always laugh at the faces I make. Apparently, this amuses them. I'm glad my taste buds and accompanying facial expressions are a source of entertainment for the rest of my family.

BTW, I think the reason I 'fessed up this time around is b/c deep down inside I secretly wanted to taste the most vile example of a Coca-Cola product known to mankind. There is some kind of perverse pleasure in joining the elite few who are brave enough to partake of "Beverly's" abhorrent brew.

I SWORE I wasn't going to share this picture, but PJ said y'all would get a kick out of it, and hey I've been told one of my best qualities is the ability to laugh at myself so here y'all go. Glad I could share with the group.

PICTURE 1: RS looking perfectly normal.

PICTURE 2: After much persuading....me looking like an idiot. (and YES that is different from my usual look )

Was it wrong of me to spit and spew "Beverly" by-product all over the freshly swept FLAW floor? Should I not have screamed "TAKE IT AWAY!!! BE GONE YE REPUGNANT, INIQUITOUS WENCH KNOWN AS BEVERLY" Is that frowned upon? Cuz if I had only known...


I needed to cleanse my palate. STAT! Hence, RS jumped into rescue mode and placed a frozen NORMAL Coke into my shaking and jittering hands. My taste buds thought they were scarred for life, but luckily one sip of this nectar to the gods (and Viking goddesses) and all was sunny in Sunnybrook once again.


PICTURE 3: An All American frozen Coke. Ahhhhh. Heaven. Perfection. (I still kinda look like an idiot, but at that point I could care less)

After such a trying near taste bud death experience, we decide that we are Epcot'd out. A nice swim at OKW sounds just about perfect. We slip our fastpasses for "Soarin" down deep into our pockets, lest we be rumbled and tumbled by any Disney riff raff who slept too late to get their own fastpasses. Yeah, that's right, you heard me. We did NOT use our "Soarin" fp's. Whatchagonna do about it?

We get back on the bus and do not discuss porn names or sing Carrie Underwood songs or have uncontrollable fits of hysterical laughter. We had an actual conversation...without children interrupting. We discussed our hopes, our dreams, our future goals. Alright maybe that's not prezackly what happened. The bus trip ain't THAT long.

 

[babynurse1]

We go back to the room and change into swimming attire. Shall I post another picture? Anybody want to judge a swimsuit contest? Right. I didn't think so.

The OKW pool has a neat little winding slide. My kids would have loved to go down it again and again and again. I'm relaxing in my own lil world, just kinda floating around lazily in the middle of the pool. I'm minding my own biznezz, when RS comes up behind me and says "Watch out. You're about to get splashed!"

Before I can say

, I find myself drowning in a avalanche of water. In my lazy, floating down the river mode, I never realized that a man of generous proportions was gleefully making his way down the slide and I was in his direct line of splashing.

After some coughing and sputtering, RonStoppable suggests that we take a turn on the slide.

I will try to give you a visual. It enhances the TR experience, I'm told. Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.

"You go first. I'll hold down the fort here."

So, Rs climbs the steps and gets in line with all the little kiddos and sure enough I see him splashing into the water with a childlike grin on his face.

I'm tempted, but not convinced that a lady of my gentile nature should attempt such a feat, but after much (2.3 seconds) coaxing, I was convinced this would be a WONDERFUL idea.

RS asks me if I want him to go with me. "Good Lord, NO! You have to clear the waters and grab my bathing suit top, in case of a wardrobe malfunction!"
Sheesh, I thought that would have been a given, but you know how men are.

Just as I was about to climb out of the pool, I looked back, but RS urged me forward.

"Go. Getouttahere."

Go, I did. Up the stairs without any child to accompany me. The only adult up there without a kid. Some little guy in front of me gives me the once over and says "Is it your first time?"

"Yes" I try not to giggle "Any tips?"

"Lay back and cross your arms. And hold your breath on the way down."

"I guess you've been down this slide a few times."

"I've been down it all week. Piece of cake. Dont be scared" he advises.

"I'll do my best." I say.

Slowly the line continues forward and finally it's my turn. I sit down, but then I remember the advice of my slide riding instructor, so I push myself forward and then lie down, cross my arms, and hold my breath.

Heyyyy, this is kinda fun. I feel like a kid again. I'm nearing the end. I think hitting the water is not going to be a problem. Except it is. I have no idea what happened. My legs went one way. My arms went another. I forgot to hold my breath and the next thing I know I was completely submerged under the water. I had no clue what was right side up or upside down. I grab my bathing suit top. If I die, at least it wont be flashing the crowd, I surmise. (Just call me Roxy?)

I feel two hands underneath my arms lifting me out of the water. I emerge and gasp for air. I hear laughter. AT ME? Are people watching? YES! I am still clinging to my bathing suit top and a good thing too, b/c somehow the string at the neck has come untied. Oh yes it did. No lie. (I am very intuitive. I KNEW that was going to happen)

"Why are these people laughing at me?!?!" I demand of RS.

"Because it was cute. You weren't awkward or flying through the air or anything. Besides they aren't laughing at you. They are laughing with you!"

Except for one thing. I aint laughing.

"Tie me up and get me outta here". That sentences sounds wrong, but it's a good thing, trust me.

"Do it one more time." RS urges "That one didn't count. It's like getting bucked off a horse. You have to get right back on, or you'll never do it again."

For some reason I feel like I have to prove to the rest of the OKW guests, that I can make a graceful landing at the end of the slide, so I give it one more shot.

Whilst at the top some guy in front of me says "That was quite a splash you made the last time"

I give him a sneer and mutter "Thanks"

Now I am so worried about how I'm going to "land" that I forget to enjoy the ride. There is a valuable life lesson in there, I'm quite sure. This time I do fare a tad better. It wasn't a total wipeout. Don't get me wrong, there was still a big splash, and I still went completely under while my bathing suit top was being guarded more closely than all the gold in Fort Knox, but when I emerged from the water (all by myself, tyverymuch) there was no laughter. One mom even said to me "You're braver than I am. I wouldnt have gone the first time, and then I REALLY wouldn't have gone the second time, especially since the first time was such a disaster"

Great. My first time was a disaster. I bet I'm now a story that people will share with their families for years to come. "Remember that lady at the OKW pool? Remember how disastrous she looked as she sailed off the slide? Remember how her husband had to pull her out of the water? Good thing she grabbed that top."

 

[babynurse1]

Or else what? Bring it.

It's been broughten.

 

[TwinkieMama]

It's been broughten.

Yes it has. Two excellent episodes there Cowgirl.

I am glad you took time to have a conversation without any interruptions from children. I know you said that WDW wasn't the same without your (now how many do you have? 33) children but I think parents should get a chance, at least ONCE a decade, to be kids and do obnoxoious things like harass the waitstaff, have a serious discussion of porn star names, and meet strangers they met on the internet without worrying about the example they are setting for Junior, JimBob, and Sallie-Jean.

Secondly, at least you will be know as the the lady at OKW with the ungraceful landing and not the "lady" with the wardrobe malfunction. I once had a very informative talk with some lifeguards at Blizzard Beach about the exact liklihood of such events

 

[LBelle]

Oh. My. God!!!

Can't.....stop........laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

1. I think parents should get a chance, at least ONCE a decade, to be kids and do obnoxoious things like harass the waitstaff, have a serious discussion of porn star names, and meet strangers they met on the internet without worrying about the example they are setting for Junior, JimBob, and Sallie-Jean.

2. I once had a very informative talk with some lifeguards at Blizzard Beach about the exact liklihood of such events

1. Thanks for making us sound more like freaks than we already knew we were. lol!

2. Really? Have we discussed this? Was this info. buried deep into my "excellent" memory?

Oh. My. God!!!

Can't.....stop........laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!?! You laughin' at me? Hi Lis Lis. Glad you enjoyed it, even though I made a fool of myself.

Last edited by LBelle : Today at 03:39 PM. Reason: I'm quite sure you were enjoying a CANADIAN classic...frozen Coke! Geeez.

Which came first: the narcotic laced carbonated beverage or the ability to glaciate and solidify said beverage in the frozen tundra of a wasteland known as Canada, eh?

Now I suppose you're going to tell me yous guys invented apple pie and baseball?

 

[celerystalker]

Oh babycow!!!!
Your beverly face is ADORABLE!
You promise you weren't faking?
Cuz I can see why your kids feed you sour things.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Oh wow. So many comments to be said but I will BEHAVE properly like I always do.

PICTURE 2: After much persuading....me looking like an idiot. (and YES that is different from my usual look )

OMG! That is one of the best (i.e., best of the worst) Beverly pics evah!

Was it wrong of me to spit and spew "Beverly" by-product all over the freshly swept FLAW floor? Should I not have screamed "TAKE IT AWAY!!! BE GONE YE REPUGNANT, INIQUITOUS WENCH KNOWN AS BEVERLY" Is that frowned upon? Cuz if I had only known...

I think using the words "repugnant" and "iniquitous" while at the World is frowned upon. I'm sure the rest has all been said before. They really should put a warning label on that fountain spigot.

After such a trying near taste bud death experience, we decide that we are Epcot'd out. A nice swim at OKW sounds just about perfect. We slip our fastpasses for "Soarin" down deep into our pockets, lest we be rumbled and tumbled by any Disney riff raff who slept too late to get their own fastpasses. Yeah, that's right, you heard me. We did NOT use our "Soarin" fp's. Whatchagonna do about it?

Way to spread the pixie dust, BBN!

We go back to the room and change into swimming attire. Shall I post another picture? Anybody want to judge a swimsuit contest? Right. I didn't think so.

We barely saw the last one you posted of yourself at the pool.

I will try to give you a visual. It enhances the TR experience, I'm told. Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.

Here's a little better pic of it:

RS asks me if I want him to go with me. "Good Lord, NO! You have to clear the waters and grab my bathing suit top, in case of a wardrobe malfunction!" Sheesh, I thought that would have been a given, but you know how men are.

Heyyyy, this is kinda fun. I feel like a kid again. I'm nearing the end. I think hitting the water is not going to be a problem. Except it is. I have no idea what happened. My legs went one way. My arms went another. I forgot to hold my breath and the next thing I know I was completely submerged under the water. I had no clue what was right side up or upside down. I grab my bathing suit top. If I die, at least it wont be flashing the crowd, I surmise. (Just call me Roxy?)

I feel two hands underneath my arms lifting me out of the water. I emerge and gasp for air. I hear laughter. AT ME? Are people watching? YES! I am still clinging to my bathing suit top and a good thing too, b/c somehow the string at the neck has come untied. Oh yes it did. No lie. (I am very intuitive. I KNEW that was going to happen)

I just quoted those lines to show some of the text that was ripe for comment and how I am not going there.

"Tie me up and get me outta here". That sentences sounds wrong, but it's a good thing, trust me.

Ditto my last comment.

Great. My first time was a disaster. I bet I'm now a story that people will share with their families for years to come. "Remember that lady at the OKW pool? Remember how disastrous she looked as she sailed off the slide? Remember how her husband had to pull her out of the water? Good thing she grabbed that top."

Ok, I have to make one comment: As a former teenage boy who may or may not have hung out near the speed slide at the local water park waiting for wardrobe malfunctions (as a TEENAGE boy -- not now!), I'm sure this was not the thought of the teenage boys positioned strategically around the pool.

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

Oh babycow!!!!
Your beverly face is ADORABLE!
You promise you weren't faking?
Cuz I can see why your kids feed you sour things.

I wasn't faking. I never fake it.

and yes, my family LOVES doing that to me and that is why RS took the picture cuz he knew it would be "priceless"...his words, not mine.

So many comments to be said but I will BEHAVE properly like I always do.

whatever helps ya sleep at night, assuming you do sleep at night.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. I SWORE I wasn't going to share this picture, but PJ said y'all would get a kick out of it, and hey I've been told one of my best qualities is the ability to laugh at myself so here y'all go. Glad I could share with the group.

2. PICTURE 2: After much persuading....me looking like an idiot. (and YES that is different from my usual look )

3. We get back on the bus and do not discuss porn names or sing Carrie Underwood songs or have uncontrollable fits of hysterical laughter.

1. You're all welcome for the picture. B/c PJ = persuasive too, ya know.
2. Dangit, you took the question right out of my mouth!

3. What a boring bus ride!

1. I'm tempted, but not convinced that a lady of my gentile nature should attempt such a feat, but after much (2.3 seconds) coaxing, I was convinced this would be a WONDERFUL idea.

2. "Why are these people laughing at me?!?!" I demand of RS.

1. Good ol RonStoppable. All of TR Land and the guests at the OKW pool thank him for that useful convincing.
2. Shocking that you went and made a spectacle of yourself.

Let's try the me being sincere thing once again, shall we? Good job, babynurse, loved it! Better?

It's been broughten.

I laugh in the face of your beating me up smiley. Again I say, bring it.

Ok, I have to make one comment: As a former teenage boy who may or may not have hung out near the speed slide at the local water park waiting for wardrobe malfunctions (as a TEENAGE boy -- not now!), I'm sure this was not the thought of the teenage boys positioned strategically around the pool.

-- Rob

Why am I having an extremely difficult time believing these were all things that took place in the past?

 

[lalijack]

PICTURE 2: After much persuading....me looking like an idiot. (and YES that is different from my usual look )

If you keep making faces like that, your face will freeze that way!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Elisabeth, great updates.

Note to self:
1) Avoid Beverly
2) Avoid water (hey, I did that during my cruise!)

 

[UtahMama]

Sweetie! That face is beyond priceless!
S'Nasty stuff, huh? In the description it says it's an inperitif or some such thing. An accompaniment to beer . I don't think it's an iced beverage like "coke" or something.

Glad to hear you got back on the proverbial horse (slide/enima) narrowly escaping the ultimate embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. WOO Hoo!

That chapter prolly entertained all your dude-fans lol!

 

[babynurse1]

Shocking that you went and made a spectacle of yourself.

What is wrong with making a spectacle?!?! "Life is a daring adventure or NOTHING" duh.

If you keep making faces like that, your face will freeze that way!

Thanks loserfreak. TRL!!!!!

Last edited by Backstage_Gal : Yesterday at 09:48 PM. Reason: bathing suites should only be worn on the beach while sippig exotic drinks

NOW you tell me. Can I sip exotic Diet Coke instead. Talk about making a spectalce. Can you imagine me after consuming mood altering substances. YIKES! Then you really might never know what a bbn might do.

1. Sweetie! That face is beyond priceless!
S'Nasty stuff, huh? In the description it says it's an inperitif or some such thing. An accompaniment to beer . I don't think it's an iced beverage like "coke" or something.



2. That chapter prolly entertained all your dude-fans lol!

1. If it is not like "coke" it should not be coming from the fountains with all the other coke like products. What a freaking loser trick to play on people. That is not very Disneyesque out of them.

2. Yeah, that Beverly picture is pretty smokin'. I can see why the dude-fans would love it. hee hee

 

[WheatThins]

Last edited by Backstage_Gal : Yesterday at 08:48 PM. Reason: bathing suites should only be worn on the beach while sippig exotic drinks

And if you don't happen to be drinking an exotic drink? Oh boy.

I would love to critique your picture BBN. I can't. It is perfect in EVERY way. Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

I would love to critique your picture BBN. I can't. It is perfect in EVERY way.

Just like Mary Poppins?

Hey, my dh is no Annie Leibovitz, but he does pretty good. Perhaps she could have had a better camera angle or better lighting or something.

Hmmmm. After all the pics I have posted (PJ and I in front of the MK, PJ and I at the OKW pool, PJ and I at Chef Mickey's, PJ and I at Mexico.) why is this one perfect?

wait.

I think I just figured it out. sorry Peej

 

[babynurse1]

And because yesterday I failed to see the geniusosity in this post, I have decided to share it will all the TR readers, cuz it's darn funny.

Here is the BEFORE picture.

Here is the AFTER picture.

The same woman BEFORE BBN started her trip report and AFTER BBN completed (almost) her trip report.

Wheat Thins

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Just like Mary Poppins?

Hey, my dh is no Annie Leibovitz, but he does pretty good. Perhaps she could have had a better camera angle or better lighting or something.

Hmmmm. After all the pics I have posted (PJ and I in front of the MK, PJ and I at the OKW pool, PJ and I at Chef Mickey's, PJ and I at Mexico.) why is this one perfect?

wait.

I think I just figured it out. sorry Peej

WT just doesn't want to make you feel bad by telling the truth about that picture. We all know how sensitive you can be.

And because yesterday I failed to see the geniusosity in this post, I have decided to share it will all the TR readers, cuz it's darn funny.

You just quoted someone mocking you. Get a life.

 

[babynurse1]

You just quoted someone mocking you. Get a life.

It was funny. I have the ability to laugh at myself, b/c cool people have a sense of humor, and if I dish it out then I expect to get it back.

My life is just fine, tyverymuch. In fact, my life is so great YOU wish you had it. Stalkerloser.