twisted wishes

[sugarpie]

Granted. But you are in a Mickey suit with somebody elses B.O. & it's 104 degrees.

I wish I had a fully furnished, beautifully decorated, brand new house on a huge lot in the country with no neighbors for 5 miles.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I wish I had a fully furnished, beautifully decorated, brand new house on a huge lot in the country with no neighbors for 5 miles.

Granted...but because of what you have been up to there, the townspeople are on their way up the driveway with torches and pitchforks.

I wish everyone would keep their germs to themselves!

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish everyone would keep their germs to themselves!

granted, but you're the only one with germs.


I wish my dd's orthodontist was closer to home so I didn't have to drive so far.

 

[sugarpie]

Granted. Your orthodontist moves into your house & shares a bed with you. He puts braces on the whole family, including pets, he tightens them daily & brushes & flosses your teeth for you every 2 hours, even waking you in the middle of the night.

I wish my husband would lose his belly.

 

[JPN4265]

Granted. Your orthodontist moves into your house & shares a bed with you. He puts braces on the whole family, including pets, he tightens them daily & brushes & flosses your teeth for you every 2 hours, even waking you in the middle of the night.

I wish my husband would lose his belly.

Granted, but now all the other women want him.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[sugarpie]

Granted. But now you must continuously fly back & forth to DisneyWorld, with families on your back, & all of their luggage harnessed to you. They will pay you with worms.

I wish I had a personal chef to cook all the meals in my home.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted. But now you must continuously fly back & forth to DisneyWorld, with families on your back, & all of their luggage harnessed to you. They will pay you with worms.

I wish I had a personal chef to cook all the meals in my home.

granted but he's from the jungle and only serves what he can find under a rock.... Hakuna Matta

I wish my kids would stop bickering!

 

[sugarpie]

Granted. But they decide to get married.

I wish I would win $300 million dollars in the lottery.

 

[juligrl]

I wish I would win $300 million dollars in the lottery.

Granted, but you owe $301 million to creditors and tax collectors.

I wish my new tv wasn't so complicated to work.