I'm only kidding with ya, Jess!
I am the Victoria, after all.
OK, here's what I wrote to Jess on FB:
Jess, you asked on the Dis to let you know about New Moon news. I can't believe no one has told you. The release date has been moved to March of 2010, and Taylor is out. He just wasn't going to fit in the more mature Jacob mold. And Rob is refusing to be shirtless in Italy unless he gets a $50,000 bonus per pec. Kristen was busted for pot possession when she was taken to the hospital after falling of the motorcycle on set and breaking her knee. Nikki's hair fell out from all of the bleach, and Jackson's really constipated. Still. Have fun in the World!