You're too young. You're a Vamp Tramp in Training!
But, alas, at least you were mentioned. And a nomination is really as good as a win, don't you think? Of course, I cannot answer that, because some of us were not nominated. Some, many, were overlooked. Oh, the shame!! The pity. Why can't I be "in" the crowd?
Do I need to get a blue banana tattoo next? Where should I get him to make him dance?