Trina is a genius and invented the most wonderful thing... The Lanyard YO!!

[Raulandpinboy]

Well its true kids Trina is a genius, okay so she married Jeff we all do crazy things in the name of love, I hijacked the good year blimp and made them display “ I love you Erica” Err I mean Donna… Yea that’s it. during a Dolphins game.

So let me explain... Trina as some of you know makes these wonderful wraps which you place around your lanyard when you sit it on your neck, a device which I now call “The Trina neck pain be gone” or “Trina’s Lanyard YO!!!” or hoe if your in the hood.

Trina gave me one for my birthday, and I said I would Beta test it in the Florida where everything comes to die section of the planet.

Well let me tell you what, this device is a god send, I can wear my lanyard for 1 hour tops before pain and suffering begins, (save your emails with request to take some of my pins to make it lighter, been there done that… get new material kids) And in the Florida heat my neck sweats, it rubs, I get lanyard rash its not pretty.

Well with the lanyard YO!! I can wear it all day long, most of the time I don’t even know its there unless some cute ladies go to hug me and those pointy ends coming out of the locks dig into my chest, but it’s a good pain, really it is.

This unit, and by the way no picture will be posted because I think she should patent this puppy, and I don’t want anybody from the other boards not any of us that is, making one and taking all the credit for it. Anyway this device wraps around your lanyard and is made from a space age polymer formula that is soft and pliable, it bend when you bend and stays in place by some sort of extra terrestrial force know only to Trina, it stops the neck sweats, it cures the lanyard rash, and it make you happy to wear those 5lbs of metal on your neck.

Now get this… so it get dirty… “Oh no what am I to do”… Easy lanyard YO!! Comes off, and you can just throw it in the washer or just rinse it once it dries your good to go.

Now I do not know if she is planning to sell, make available, or trade them? You will have to ask her, but from her head beta tester all I can say is… “This is one of the nicest accessories I have added to my lanyard, it’s both practical, and stylish. It can come in any color, and it’s worth its weight in gold… It slices dices and makes Julian fries, its Trina’s popiel’s lanyard YO!!!

Some have said its like lanyard Viagra, I can keep it up all day with no effort.

So Trina the tests have all been good, it’s the best, thank you for my Lanyard YO!!

Next question is can I get a YO for my HO... Err I mean Donna... I gotta start editing more often...

 

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Actually, Ed, Mary (Flitter) came up with this idea about 1-1/2 years ago. She passed a lot of them out at the Sept. 2002 pin event.

It is a great idea.

Cyn

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Did her's make Julian fries?????

and how do we know its the same thing its hers made from a space age polymer formula that is soft and pliable, it bend when you bend and stays in place by some sort of extra terrestrial force.

actually kids I dont want to turn this into patent war thread.

Its just a cool idea and I got my first one from Trina and had never seen one before.

So there ya go Mary next time pick your beta testers carefully and make sure they have a BS in PR work (not Puerto Ricon the other PR)

Now Cyn if Mary wants to send me one we could have a Lanyard YO!! off.