After we got back to at Hospitality House and I attended Russell's Shuttling Demanding Old-Biddy Travel Writers merit badge ceremony, I poked around the public facilities snapping pictures for PassPorter.
This is where you go when you finally admit that you're not going to be cooking every meal in your DVC villa
This is where you put kids who are bored with visiting four world-class theme parks
This is where you put adults whose kids are bored with visiting four world-class theme parks
This is not a good photo
This is either a Hidden Mickey water slide or the nostrils and gaping maw of a hideously melting sand creature…
This is how you get to and from Downtown Disney if you plan to imbibe numerous adult beverages there
This is where you buy the same crap found in every Disney-owned retail outlet on property, just in case you forgot to take advantage of those 3,472 other shopportunities
This is where you go if you miss TGI Friday's
I finished up with a few more glamour shots of the resort before I had to get ready for dinner at Citricos. And by "get ready" I mean surf the web and do free laundry.
OK, first of all, I LOVE the free valet parking you get when you show your Tables In Wonderland card! I don't know why I'd never used it before this trip. Maybe cuz technically it costs money in the form of tips, but when you're talking about parking at the Grand Floridian, it's SO worth it!
This was Citricos' second chance with me. We'd eaten here on our honeymoon, and the food was decent but nothing to write home about. It's the same menu of one chicken dish, one fish, one beef and one pork you find at every Disney Signature restaurant , just with a Mediterranean twist that is Citricos' only distinction. I feel kind of sorry for for them, though, because the food is always going to be upstaged by Victoria & Albert's and the view is always going to be upstaged by Narcoossee's.
Looks like the Beef with a Mediterranean Twist is popular tonight!
I do like big slabs of butter with fleur de sel!
Berkshire Pork Two Ways: Rotisserie Pork Tenderloin and Roasted Berkshire Pork Belly with Heirloom Apple Polenta Cake, Swiss Chard and Orange Blossom Mustard Drizzle
This was good only one way: The pork tenderloin was tender and medium rare as I had requested, but the pork belly was mushy and so bland. The apple-polenta cake was just OK. Once again, another decent but not standout meal.
The big news of the evening was the large table full of bratty kids who were literally running around the restaurant and standing on their chairs as all their parents blithely ignored them to chat with each other.
In fact, everybody in the restaurant BUT their parents was watching them! The servers stood by wringing their hands and occasionally venturing a "Maybe it would be safer to sit down, honey" as the kids crawled under the table, ran rings around it, and narrowly missed smacking into waiters carrying trays piled with plates. Meanwhile, I'm trying to surreptitiously photograph the mayhem for the amusement of my trip report readers…
If I ever have kids and you ever see me letting them act like that, please come over to my table and punch me.
Eventually the parents drifted out of the restaurant, and as this dawned on them, the children altered course mid-lap and sprinted after them. They were replaced at the big table by a bridal party, which lead me to more blurry stealth photography…
The one in white is the bride!
Toward the end of my meal, I got to meet DISer Giulia, who'd spotted me on her way out of the restaurant. I love being able to put faces with screen names!
The night was still young, so I decided to drive around and see what the cake options were like at Value and Moderate resorts for the folks on
the DIS Cake Chatter thread.
My first stop was Coronado Springs Resort, cuz it was on the way home. What I didn't know then was that it is the only resort on property with a unique selection of cakes, and they don't participate in Disney's standard chocolate/vanilla/marble cake program. So if you're looking for something a little different, this is the place to go!
(top row, l-r) Chocolate with chocolate mousse, strawberry shortcake and Oreo cookie cake; that may be the mixed berry cake on the very bottom. Not pictured is carrot cake, which requires 72 hours' notice