It was a nightmare created by Kia.
Picture this, it's late at night and you are staying in a friend's guestroom. You awake and realise that you have to tinkle. You push aside the astroturf coverlet with plastic flowers entwined in it and sit up.
Oh NO! Your hair is tangled in a giant magnolia branch that serves as a headboard.
You free yourself and step out of bed onto astroturf covering the floor. It feels slippery and cool on your feet.
You make your way toward the door, but oops you trip over a six inch cement garden border that bifurcates the room. You attempt to regain your balance, but you fall, hitting your head on a miniture wooden swingset and land facedown in a pile of gravel.
Disoriented, you crawl across the floor, attempting to pull yourself up with the assistance of a rickety screen made of picket fence.
In doing so, however, you knock over a precariously balanced doll house, that falls on you.
Your thought, as you lose consciousness, is "I hope I made enough noise to wake up my friend. Hopefully they will find me before I create too large of a bloodstain on the pink carpeting on this side of the room."
by frazzledglispa on TLC trading spaces board