Touchy people today

[Domo]

I walked up to a female member of staff in WalMart today and said, "Do you know where the Weight Watchers meals are?"

"I'm afraid not," she replied, "It's my first day."

"Fair enough," I said, "Let me show you."

That's about all I can remember.

 

[RedAngie]

I walked up to a female member of staff in WalMart today and said, "Do you know where the Weight Watchers meals are?"

"I'm afraid not," she replied, "It's my first day."

"Fair enough," I said, "Let me show you."

That's about all I can remember.

I'm sure you remember seeing her fist about to strike your nose.

 

[Domo]

I'm sure you remember seeing her fist about to strike your nose.

Come to think of it, there was the sound of something breaking the sound barrier...

 

[Summer2018]

I walked up to a female member of staff in WalMart today and said, "Do you know where the Weight Watchers meals are?"

"I'm afraid not," she replied, "It's my first day."

"Fair enough," I said, "Let me show you."

That's about all I can remember.

Hmmm. I suppose that this was some sort of an attempt at humor.

Fail.

 

[Happyinwonerland]

Domo knows walmart better than the staff. Domo is O.G. people of walmart.

 

[Marchand63]

Really after the hippo comment you going to go this way

 

[Marchand63]

Domo knows walmart better than the staff. Domo is O.G. people of walmart.

Domo is not an OG Domo is an OK I don’t want the points

 

[kimmar067]

...off-topic Domo, but you may wanna take a look-see:

https://www.disboards.com/threads/how-to-look-at-an-eclipse.3699229/#post-59588995

 

[kimmar067]

I'm sure you remember seeing her fist about to strike your nose.

....what the HECK are you talking about???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

























































[Domos don't have noses. ]

 

[Domo]

Hmm... too bold ya think? Well, you live and learn

 

[Marchand63]

Hmm... too bold ya think? Well, you live and learn

Yeah bold would not be the word I would use

 

[lovesmurfs]

Hmm... too bold ya think? Well, you live and learn

If only.

 

[Allison]

Hmmm. I suppose that this was some sort of an attempt at humor.

Fail.

Yep.

 

[Domo]

Ah well, I obviously misjudged this one, badly too. Sorry for the offence I may have caused.

 

[Marchand63]

Ah well, I obviously misjudged this one, badly too. Sorry for the offence I may have caused.

Yeah I would stop posting about women & weight or at least run them past your wife. Well maybe not since the baby hippo thing would probably lead to an incident.

 

[Domo]

Yeah I would stop posting about women & weight or at least run them past your wife. Well maybe not since the baby hippo thing would probably lead to an incident.

I don't have a wife But trust me, if I did, I would never "run them past" her. Part of the idea is generalisations, unfounded ideas that are used in mockery such as you may find in mother-in-laws, soccer fans or airline stewards. They're not representative, but they do reinforce a typical mockery.

 

[Marchand63]

First generalization z not s

2nd asking if you can compare your wife to a baby hippo leads one to believe you might have one

3rd making a WW joke specifically addressed to “she”

Not mockery but insulting

Repeatedly doing this attempt at humor is not funny

 

[Domo]

First generalization z not s

2nd asking if you can compare your wife to a baby hippo leads one to believe you might have one

3rd making a WW joke specifically addressed to “she”

Not mockery but insulting

Repeatedly doing this attempt at humor is not funny

First, over here, the "s" rules supreme.

Second, third and fourth, I know some people who wouldn't mind. Many would disagree, some even strongly, but none would go to town on it. As I said, I'm sorry I repeated the joke and will not utter them again.

 

[Domo]

Oh yeah, if you really do offence at this ill-fated "joke", I'd advise you to best avoid YouTube - I got it from there.

 

[soccerdad72]

First generalization z not s

2nd asking if you can compare your wife to a baby hippo leads one to believe you might have one

3rd making a WW joke specifically addressed to “she”

Not mockery but insulting

Repeatedly doing this attempt at humor is not funny

I think you're taking Domo way too seriously.