Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols

[DisGirlAllie]

I got it off a Target Christmas Card and thought it was pretty funny!

10: O Holiday Tree
9: Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8: Frosty the Snowperson
7: Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-Toxic Outdoor Fire (For Which I Do Have a Permit)
6: Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
5: Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by a Non-human Perpetrator
4: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (if office policy permits)
3: Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings
2: I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
1: I’ll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

 

[Hawaiidood]

I got it off a Target Christmas Card and thought it was pretty funny!

10: O Holiday Tree
9: Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8: Frosty the Snowperson
7: Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-Toxic Outdoor Fire (For Which I Do Have a Permit)
6: Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
5: Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by a Non-human Perpetrator
4: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (if office policy permits)
3: Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings
2: I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
1: I’ll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

Ha ha Great stuff

Bolded for best.

 

[Pearls]

 

[ElphabaThropp]

LOL nice.

 

[imabrat]

lol.

 

[bouncytigger22]

funnnnyyyy!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

 

[BabyPiglet]

LMFAO!

 

[Disney.Ears]

10: O Holiday Tree
9: Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8: Frosty the Snowperson
1: I’ll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

Those were my favorite.
Thanks for the laugh Allie!

 

[CrazyChik]

 

[RaggedyAnnPrincess]

LOL! I love that!

 

[knewton64]

I got it off a Target Christmas Card and thought it was pretty funny!

10: O Holiday Tree
9: Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8: Frosty the Snowperson
7: Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-Toxic Outdoor Fire (For Which I Do Have a Permit)
6: Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
5: Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by a Non-human Perpetrator
4: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (if office policy permits)
3: Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings
2: I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
1: I’ll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

.....Happy Hanqwanzmas!!!!

ok......just slow down & re-read that word.

It will come to you.

I promise.

Now....try saying that ...in public....to people.

The reaction is priceless!!!! & is better than saying "Happy Festivus!"

 

[MrsSparrow..]

 

[HouseMD1120]

This is slightly off topic, but did you know that the only "religious" song that made the tope 10 Christmas Carol list "the little drummer boy?" And that isn't even religious! I think "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" was the #1 song.

 

[OneTreeHill]

those are funnyyyy.

 

[inlalaland]

Nice! xD

 

[Ppufi]

Those are hilarious.

 

[Sparx]

 

[DisGirlAllie]

9: Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8: Frosty the Snowperson
7: Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-Toxic Outdoor Fire (For Which I Do Have a Permit)
5: Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by a Non-human Perpetrator
2: I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
1: I’ll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

My favorites

 

[3mtn-kate]