Top 10 Cool Things About Winning a Gold Medal

[Kim&Chris]

Presented By Olympic Gold Medal Winning Speed Skater, Chad Hedrick


10. It holds 10,000 songs

9. For one week, the government won't tap my phone

8. As long as I'm in Italy, complimentary meatballs

7. It's accepted as a one hundred dollar chip at any Trump casino

6. Flash this baby, and you'll never have to serve jury duty again

5. Makes one kick-*** belt buckle

4. It's the perfect counterpart to my 8th grade chess trophy

3. I've already been approached by "Skating with Celebrities"

2. I won a prestigious award without having to play a gay cowboy

1. It deflects stray gunshots from Dick Cheney



Thanks to David Letterman's Top 10 Lists!

 

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