So we are in the car last night and my 4 yo son sees a crane with Christmas lights. He says Do you know how the lights get up there, let me tell you. Your ride an alligator to the top. A real alligator, not the kind that eats you. Then you put the lights on, if you fall off a helicopter will come an rescue you. It will be OK because there will still be someone up there to put the lights on.
